Black and Purple

[franklin]

It's back!

He's not:

He's not:

He's not:

They're not:

 

[fatchipper]

I hate how Root Sports thinks we should be Rockies fans.

 

[franklin]

The golden glove is:

Wild swinging, outfielding specialist is:

1971 and 1973's are:

 

[franklin]

1975 is too:

 

[franklin]

I hate how Root Sports thinks we should be Rockies fans.

Hi fatchipper, it's Root Sports. You should be a Rockies fan. Fatchipper, did you know Rockies are on Root Sports today! Today at 2:00 p.m., fatchipper. They'll be on much more in spring training, before you'll have the luxury of enjoying almost every one of the 162 games of regular season play. All on Root Sports.

Did you know there are lots of Rockies fans in Logan? I know this because they incessantly text the programming with their Rockies love. It's cool, fatchipper, and Root Sports wants you to join in the coolness. Did I mention the game is on Root Sports today at 2:00 p.m.?

 

[GVC]

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

By principle alone I can't root for any team from Denver.

 

[fatchipper]

Hi fatchipper, it's Root Sports. You should be a Rockies fan. Fatchipper, did you know Rockies are on Root Sports today! Today at 2:00 p.m., fatchipper. They'll be on much more in spring training, before you'll have the luxury of enjoying almost every one of the 162 games of regular season play. All on Root Sports.

Did you know there are lots of Rockies fans in Logan? I know this because they incessantly text the programming with their Rockies love. It's cool, fatchipper, and Root Sports wants you to join in the coolness. Did I mention the game is on Root Sports today at 2:00 p.m.?

Unless they play the Braves, I won't watch a pitch of the Rockies. Thanks for the info though.

 

[TroutBum]

^^^^ Bwahahaha... The Braves.

 

[UB]

I thought I failed by being a RSL fan and making a JF post about it. But jesuschrist on a ****ing pogo stick, this is sad.

 

[UB]

PS: There's nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to dudes that are your father's age with grey stubble holding large wooden poles and wearing 90's style Johnny Utah Oakleys.

 

[franklin]

I thought I failed by being a RSL fan and making a JF post about it. But jesuschrist on a ****ing pogo stick, this is sad.

I'll let your mom know how sad she is sitting on a ****ing pogo stick in the outfield lawn (with me) this Thursday thru Sunday.

 

[TroutBum]

I'll let your mom know how sad she is sitting on a ****ing pogo stick in the outfield lawn (with me) this Thursday thru Sunday.

 

[franklin]

Umm, going to spring training with anything that's touched UvulaBanger that intimitely is winning. The Definish.

 

[franklin]

Grandpa Moyer...

He did it in the hardest ballpark too. Only a Rockie could accomplish this. Black and purple black and purple black and purple.