You said that a churro is one of the richest desserts. I responded that it wasn't because it's just fried dough with some sugar and cinnamon. I never said that a mysterious force prevents chocolate from getting on churros.
You guys are ****ed, page after page of grown men worshipping a fried stick. Going on about it like its ****ing crème brulee or something, I understand the love of fat Boris, a man his size probably has his own gravitational pull.