To redeem myself a little bit, my friends and I were awarded the "Kindness to Animals" award in elementary school. I went to Franklin (no, not franklin) Elementary and it's sits right on the bank of the beautiful and majestic Jordan River. A lot of the kids would smash duck eggs from the ducks that nested on that wonderful untamed wilderness. My friends and I put together a little crew that would kick anyone's *** we caught smashing duck eggs (they often had semi-developed baby ducks in them, not just yolk). For this the school faculty created the "Kindness to Animals" award and gave it to us. I think they had been horrified for years at the amount of duck eggs that littered the playground but didn't know how to stop it.