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I'm not a big apple guy. If I have to go for an apple, then I like galas. Best melon is canary. Best watermelon is yellow watermelon because it looks crazy. Best peach is white peach, from a farm that let the fruit ripen before picking them.
 
This in spades. I swear most people must buy it just to put it on display because it looks the most stereotypically "apple-y". It has terrible texture, that thick skin almost like a layer of wood, and bland flavor. I do not get the popularity. But then again, vanilla is year after year the most consumed flavor of ice cream, so our society must just fit that profile. Crappy and bland.
I think vanilla gets a bad rap. It's versatility gets held against it for some reason.
 
I think vanilla gets a bad rap. It's versatility gets held against it for some reason.

The reference is to people who only like plain vanilla. Not those who like vanilla because of its versatility.
 
Check out this crazy watermelon I got last month.

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The reference is to people who only like plain vanilla. Not those who like vanilla because of its versatility.
Vanilla isn't plain though. It's super complex, It has something like 200 flavor compounds. It just has the reputation because it's in so many things.
 
Vanilla isn't plain though. It's super complex, It has something like 200 flavor compounds. It just has the reputation because it's in so many things.

What's the average number of compounds in ice cream flavors?
 
What's the average number of compounds in ice cream flavors?
A cursory Google search bore few results. Cocoa has a lot doing on with it as well. From what I could tell vanilla beans boast a wider variety of volatile compounds than any other spice. A lot of people are so used to artifical vanilla which is basically just vanillin, leaving out hundreds of other flavors.
 
Vanilla isn't plain though. It's super complex, It has something like 200 flavor compounds. It just has the reputation because it's in so many things.

It has that reputation because what is marketed as Vanilla has very little Vanilla in it. A rich vanilla anything is dope as ****.
 
Also have yet to taste aN unadulterated apple for which I was like"Now that's an apple!". Apples are almost aways meh

You want to create a great apple. Here's my suggestion

1)Get that impossible burger blood in there
2) add nicotine(**** the bees)
3) add caffeine
4) pair it with an apple cider that tastes more like booze and less like ****ing apples

Best apple ever!
 
^let's do that to avocados too! Damn I want to eat a highly addictive bleeding avocado.

With a Corona
 
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