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Bulls Looking into Boozer Injury

I didn't realize Grant Harrison was also a doctor:-)

They actually had Grant Harrison on the news the other night. As soon as it mentioned his name I busted up laughing and spit coke out my nose. I guess he's in charge of choosing who gets to sing the national anthem before each game. My wife looked at me like I had lost my mind.
 
"Whatever really happened, Boozer's run of bad luck continues. In six seasons in Utah, he missed almost 30% of the Jazz's games (138 of 492) due to injuries."

......missed almost 30% of Jazz games? We checked the video tapes on those seasons and you can add another 30% where he played little to no defense and stifled our offensive with those stupid off balance turnaround jump shots!
 
Looks like he's getting some salary taken away and maybe a suspension if they find out he was being a big fat liar. He should've came up with a better story.
 
I'm seeing them cut his salary and suspending him and then Boozer yelling, "AAAAHHHH ****!"
 
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