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Top 5 for me.
 
I think the consensual part renders the question mute.

I'm glad I can't hear any of these answers.

My wife and I briefly opened our marriage (her idea), and I got together with an eight-grade crush. There's also a former finace I might enjoy a repeat with. I'm not really into celebreties (although Zeta-Jones is decent-looking).

catratcho, was that a real person or CGI? It just doesn't look quite right to me.
 
I'm glad I can't hear any of these answers.

My wife and I briefly opened our marriage (her idea), and I got together with an eight-grade crush. There's also a former finace I might enjoy a repeat with. I'm not really into celebreties (although Zeta-Jones is decent-looking).

catratcho, was that a real person or CGI? It just doesn't look quite right to me.

I guess it's all in the visuals then...

Your eyes seem to work just fine ;-)


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I'm glad I can't hear any of these answers.

My wife and I briefly opened our marriage (her idea), and I got together with an eight-grade crush. There's also a former finace I might enjoy a repeat with. I'm not really into celebreties (although Zeta-Jones is decent-looking).

catratcho, was that a real person or CGI? It just doesn't look quite right to me.

Wait, what?

Ya, I'm sure we both read it right. OneBrow slept with an 8th grader. Not cool.
 
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I'm glad I can't hear any of these answers.

My wife and I briefly opened our marriage (her idea), and I got together with an eight-grade crush. There's also a former finace I might enjoy a repeat with. I'm not really into celebreties (although Zeta-Jones is decent-looking).

catratcho, was that a real person or CGI? It just doesn't look quite right to me.

Wait, what?

Ya, I'm sure we both read it right. OneBrow slept with an 8th grader. Not cool.

AK, is that you? Is this the free pass your wife gave you?
 
Either Marzia Prince or Laura Michelle Prestin. Not sure which yet...

Marzia is a personal fav of mine (didn't know Laura, but sure do now), so I guess you'll have to get her sloppy seconds when I'm through skewering her. Brittany Daniel from Joe Dirt would be good. Heck, I could even just stay with Jessicas and have a great list containing names like Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Rabbit, Jessica Gomes, Jessica Van Der Steen, maybe Jessica Michibata, and a few years ago I'd have added Jessica Simpson. :) Pretty good list there. Maybe I should just stick with the Jessicas and let Trout stick with his Rosies like Rosie O'Donnel and Rosie Palm.
 
I'm glad I can't hear any of these answers.

My wife and I briefly opened our marriage (her idea), and I got together with an eight-grade crush. There's also a former finace I might enjoy a repeat with. I'm not really into celebreties (although Zeta-Jones is decent-looking).

catratcho, was that a real person or CGI? It just doesn't look quite right to me.

Marzia is a personal fav of mine (didn't know Laura, but sure do now), so I guess you'll have to get her sloppy seconds when I'm through skewering her. Brittany Daniel from Joe Dirt would be good. Heck, I could even just stay with Jessicas and have a great list containing names like Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Rabbit, Jessica Gomes, Jessica Van Der Steen, maybe Jessica Michibata, and a few years ago I'd have added Jessica Simpson. :) Pretty good list there. Maybe I should just stick with the Jessicas and let Trout stick with his Rosies like Rosie O'Donnel and Rosie Palm.

Fine by me. One of them is DOWN with threesomes, and the other will NEVER turn me down. Sounds like a win/win to me.
 
Ya, I'm sure we both read it right. OneBrow slept with an 8th grader. Not cool.

We were both in the eighth grade at the same time. I thought I was clear that I meant a woman upon whom I had a crsuh when I was in the eigth grade.

Currently, I find women in their early 30s to be a bit young for my tastes, frankly.
 
AK, is that you? Is this the free pass your wife gave you?

Well, if you overlook that he's a foot taller, has much lighter skin and hair, and is a couple of decades younger, has a different facial structure, etc., you might mistake me for Kirilenko. It's not impossible.
 
We were both in the eighth grade at the same time. I thought I was clear that I meant a woman upon whom I had a crsuh when I was in the eigth grade.

Currently, I find women in their early 30s to be a bit young for my tastes, frankly.

You might as well prefer men.
 
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