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Dal, you have shamefully propagated me in a bad way. I hope that there is an explosion at the tanning lotion factory.
 
Fine, I hopethe skinny jeans factory gets shut down due to illegal child labor.

I hope sunscreen is banned by the FDA, so your soul-less skin complexion is tormented on a daily basis, a la that one Greek myth where a vulture snags a dudes liver every day (Prometheus I think?)
 
Did I mention that I am terrible at this trash talking thing? I could use some lessons.

As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.
 
As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.

I think there's some truth there. I finally trash-talked a bit here yesterday, and my conscience must have been acting up because I had weird dreams last night. In one of them I dreamed I had spouted paragraphs of trash-talking today. Then, the Utes won the game, and a Ute fan stuck my paragraph up on the jumbotron or equivalent at Rice-Eccles stadium for all to see. I was at the game (in my dream), and was extremely embarrassed.
 
As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.

True, not by much.
 
I finally trash-talked a bit here yesterday, and my conscience must have been acting up because I had weird dreams last night. In one of them I dreamed I had spouted paragraphs of trash-talking today. Then, the Utes won the game, and a Ute fan stuck my paragraph up on the jumbotron or equivalent at Rice-Eccles stadium for all to see. I was at the game (in my dream), and was extremely embarrassed.

:D
 
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