Call me a homer a thousand times

[Chris-L]

LOL if you're gonna switch drivers and get away with it, atleast put someone sober in the drivers seat...

 

[Zulu]

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I mean..she is decent after a few.

Should have seen the cocktail dress she was wearing, she could barley keep her tatas covered.

 

[Zulu]

LOL if you're gonna switch drivers and get away with it, atleast put someone sober in the drivers seat...

No doubt!! The officers suspected that the other girl was probably more wasted and that they had stuff in the car they need to ditch!!

 

[UGLI baby]

Should have seen the cocktail dress she was wearing, she could barley keep her tatas covered.

And all you did was snap pics of the dinged up car?!

 

[Fishsticks]

Should have seen the cocktail dress she was wearing, she could barley keep her tatas covered.

Did you get her number?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Did you get her number?

How numb was she to begin with?

 

[Fishsticks]

How numb was she to begin with?

Butt to sleep numb son!

 

[Zulu]

And all you did was snap pics of the dinged up car?!

My Bad!! Forgot to take care of my boyz on Jazzfanz!!! Next time!!

 

[Dr. Jones]

My Bad!! Forgot to take care of my boyz on Jazzfanz!!! Next time!!

Well, okay, but make it snappy!!

 

[UGLI baby]

My Bad!! Forgot to take care of my boyz on Jazzfanz!!! Next time!!

Nah, if I want to pick up drunk skeez's I should probly start ramming into them with my own car. time for UGLI to spread his wings a little.

 

[Zulu]

Did you get her number?

Actually i did in the police report!!

 

[Zulu]

Nah, if I want to pick up drunk skeez's I should probly start ramming into them with my own car. time for UGLI to spread his wings a little.

Another Classic post from UGLI!!