Thank the Gods. He's short, I'm tall. He's a bean pole, I'm a tank. He likes boys, and well, I have a steamy hot wife. He's a Nihlist and believes in nothing, I believe in an all powerful God. I'm damn handsome, and he looks like pair of Nancy Pelosi's skidmarked granny panties. I'm hung like an elephant, he's hung like a church mouse.
See what we're saying here? I'm diverse, he's pretty vanilla.
