Churro Chapel: Jazzfanz Official Gathering Ground for Worshippers of the #rallychurro
JimLes
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My wife and I went to a food festival today. One of those deals where restaurants set up boots in a downtown square and you sample stuff from a dozen different ones until your stomach revolts against you and you need to find a bathroom.
To bring good luck to the Jazz in the upcoming season(and at least 60 wins), we made sure we stopped at a Mexican stand last. All hail.
To bring good luck to the Jazz in the upcoming season(and at least 60 wins), we made sure we stopped at a Mexican stand last. All hail.
Infidel pig!
LifeOnaPlate
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Unbelievers have been saying this for years. In reality, the churro knew what Hayward would bring to Utah, and it wasn't a pretty sight.
Jack Strop
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Best churros are the ones that are filled with vanilla custard. A rare find, but indescribable oral ecstasy.
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This is true... often the churro answers in ways we cannot understand at the time. We have likely seen Gordon's best year. I will not murmur against the churro... as the churro knows the end from the beginning... and is without beginning and end... it is one eternal line... and by eternal I mean roughly 18 inches.
The churro may resurrect AB or maybe the churro knew Gordon would block impending superstar DM from burning as brightly as he could. With the addition to the med staff the churro has already started working its magic.
Do we know who is, and who isn't in Utah right now?
Today, while leaving the city creek Harmons, I was struck by what appeared to be 6'1" of handsome in a Utah Jazz basketball shirt. I'm pretty sure it was Raul Neto... after he realized I was staring at him he gave me a smile.
My knees buckled a little.
Today, while leaving the city creek Harmons, I was struck by what appeared to be 6'1" of handsome in a Utah Jazz basketball shirt. I'm pretty sure it was Raul Neto... after he realized I was staring at him he gave me a smile.
My knees buckled a little.
NAOS
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Boy I really got that sand up there, didn't I?
♪alt13
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I may need your autograph. You do sign with your wang, right?
Jack Strop
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And ink that best shows up on a blue dress?
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What is the purpose of this post, other than to be a douche and ruin someone's forum experience?
NAOS
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The purpose is to keep alive one of the top-3 most ridiculous things ever said on this website. And that's a valid purpose. Thanks for your part-time policing work around here, doe.
You're giving me way too much credit.
But you also suck really bad at understanding ownership.
NAOS
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Nope. That whole volley of posts wherein you claimed to be at the center of "fawning nurses" and "doctors in awe" of you is literally that incredibly dumb. So hilarious.
not sure where you're going with this, but I'm going to assume it's to some dumb place. And wrong.
This actually never happened. You imagined this because I said "my nurses". You implied way more than what was there.
I'm sure you don't. You should, perhaps, consider a career change.