Batman
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This year has been better than I thought it would be from an entertainment standpoint and I'm not just talking about what has gone on off the court. Ultimately, the games themselves have been much more entertaining than I thought they'd be. There are a few reasons for this. Allow me to ennumerate:
1-Quin Snyder's influcence on this team has been pervasively incredible.
2-Gordon Hayward has been balling like a flat out bawse dog gangsta.
3-Rudy Gobert has been, as FishinJazz has so eloquently coined, eatin souls out there
4-Derrick Favors has Dat Jumper fallin! And that man's PER is top 15 league wide.
I've watched this season with a keen eye. I've seen everything from WAKE UP!!!!, GTime's Game winner vs the convalescing cavs, and the various Gobliterations, to "scurred" Dante, Hayward's ISO dominance, the UnderKanter temper tantrum, and the Trevor Booker "Do you believe in miracles" Shot. I like to think that my life time fandom, intelligence, 4 year degree (Graduated Magna C U M Laude
. Just saying), and analytical eye have afforded me the prowess to speak with some weight. Disregard what I'm about to say at your own peril. But if your interested in the truth, then i'll say, figuratively, "come with me if you want to not die."
The Truth About the Draft
At least 9 teams in the NBA will finish with a record worse than ours, which means we are gonna have to get really lucky in the draft. Klay Thompson at 11 lucky or lottery ball lucky. It's just the way it is. Gobert, Gtime and Faves are only gonna get better and we are gonna get more healthy. I hear Booker from KU can stroke it. Maybe he's the shooter we desperately need. Maybe Stanly Johnson falls and becomes the next Ron Artest but with more of a 3 ball. I can tell you this right now, I'm not sold on Winslow from Duke. Can already tell you Winslow's a bust. Don't get your hopes up for that guy. How deep is this draft anyway? 8 deep? Damn. Snyder needs to be banished to the film room for the rest of the season and we need to bring back Ty. Hell, let Thee Jazz Fan, Hack, or PKM coach the team. They'll lose us more games than even Corbin would.
The big answer to our deficiencies is Mudiay or Russell. We need a star, and they star written all over them. I'm gonna make this very clear right now and don't forget it because it is the truth.
Russell is Steph/The Beard
Mudiay is DRose/Wadeish
Free Agency
This is going to be as short and not sweet as the free agent summer the Jazz are about to have. Our biggest signing is going to be someone like Tayshaun Prince or Ronnie Price
What We Know about the Team.
Some of you are not intelligent enough (Not gonna name names) to understand what is going on with the Jazz this year so I am going to tell you so you can stop throwing those changeups past your buddy at your local bar.
-Gtime is a legit second option. He's not quite a #1 but he's really good and there are really not many legit #1's in the league so it's not a knock on his game.
-Quin Snyder is a top 10 coach in the NBA. What seperates him from the other 20 is his ability to teach, foster relationships, and implement. Also, his attention to detail is elite.
-Favors is a legit 4 on a contending team, as long as you have the right parts of the puzzle around him.
-Kanter is sort of immature
-Favors Gobert front court is the future of the team and, along with being elite defensively, will be better offensively than most would expect.
-Hood is a bust. He's Wes Johnson. He's a shooter who can't shoot.
-Exum is not a bust. But he does not have top 30 player in the NBA potential. What concerns me most about Exum is his inability to shoot off dribble. It's gross to watch. My grandma could shoot better off dribble. Cy could shoot better off dribble. It's bad. Could be elite defensively, could get to the line at an elite level. Maybe he will one day, but he's gotta get the courage to actually drive the damn lane once in a while instead of waving the white flag way out there along the parameter.
-Ingles is gonna be on this team for the next 3-4 years, but will likely be a 10th to 11th guy on the bench
-Gobert will never be as good offensively as Tyson Chandler. Think about it.
Trey is a Backup PG. Don't care what anyone says. Just trust me on this one. He's a backup and after Kanter's departure, he'll become the most hated player among Jazzfanz posters.
Gotta go save the world. Help the goverment with some national security stuff. Champion singles awareness day on twitter (Still not quite over Rachel). Namaste B*tches.
1-Quin Snyder's influcence on this team has been pervasively incredible.
2-Gordon Hayward has been balling like a flat out bawse dog gangsta.
3-Rudy Gobert has been, as FishinJazz has so eloquently coined, eatin souls out there
4-Derrick Favors has Dat Jumper fallin! And that man's PER is top 15 league wide.
I've watched this season with a keen eye. I've seen everything from WAKE UP!!!!, GTime's Game winner vs the convalescing cavs, and the various Gobliterations, to "scurred" Dante, Hayward's ISO dominance, the UnderKanter temper tantrum, and the Trevor Booker "Do you believe in miracles" Shot. I like to think that my life time fandom, intelligence, 4 year degree (Graduated Magna C U M Laude

The Truth About the Draft
At least 9 teams in the NBA will finish with a record worse than ours, which means we are gonna have to get really lucky in the draft. Klay Thompson at 11 lucky or lottery ball lucky. It's just the way it is. Gobert, Gtime and Faves are only gonna get better and we are gonna get more healthy. I hear Booker from KU can stroke it. Maybe he's the shooter we desperately need. Maybe Stanly Johnson falls and becomes the next Ron Artest but with more of a 3 ball. I can tell you this right now, I'm not sold on Winslow from Duke. Can already tell you Winslow's a bust. Don't get your hopes up for that guy. How deep is this draft anyway? 8 deep? Damn. Snyder needs to be banished to the film room for the rest of the season and we need to bring back Ty. Hell, let Thee Jazz Fan, Hack, or PKM coach the team. They'll lose us more games than even Corbin would.
The big answer to our deficiencies is Mudiay or Russell. We need a star, and they star written all over them. I'm gonna make this very clear right now and don't forget it because it is the truth.
Russell is Steph/The Beard
Mudiay is DRose/Wadeish
Free Agency
This is going to be as short and not sweet as the free agent summer the Jazz are about to have. Our biggest signing is going to be someone like Tayshaun Prince or Ronnie Price
What We Know about the Team.
Some of you are not intelligent enough (Not gonna name names) to understand what is going on with the Jazz this year so I am going to tell you so you can stop throwing those changeups past your buddy at your local bar.
-Gtime is a legit second option. He's not quite a #1 but he's really good and there are really not many legit #1's in the league so it's not a knock on his game.
-Quin Snyder is a top 10 coach in the NBA. What seperates him from the other 20 is his ability to teach, foster relationships, and implement. Also, his attention to detail is elite.
-Favors is a legit 4 on a contending team, as long as you have the right parts of the puzzle around him.
-Kanter is sort of immature
-Favors Gobert front court is the future of the team and, along with being elite defensively, will be better offensively than most would expect.
-Hood is a bust. He's Wes Johnson. He's a shooter who can't shoot.
-Exum is not a bust. But he does not have top 30 player in the NBA potential. What concerns me most about Exum is his inability to shoot off dribble. It's gross to watch. My grandma could shoot better off dribble. Cy could shoot better off dribble. It's bad. Could be elite defensively, could get to the line at an elite level. Maybe he will one day, but he's gotta get the courage to actually drive the damn lane once in a while instead of waving the white flag way out there along the parameter.
-Ingles is gonna be on this team for the next 3-4 years, but will likely be a 10th to 11th guy on the bench
-Gobert will never be as good offensively as Tyson Chandler. Think about it.
Trey is a Backup PG. Don't care what anyone says. Just trust me on this one. He's a backup and after Kanter's departure, he'll become the most hated player among Jazzfanz posters.
Gotta go save the world. Help the goverment with some national security stuff. Champion singles awareness day on twitter (Still not quite over Rachel). Namaste B*tches.
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