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https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=1504051
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixers/comments/5l0v11/game_thread_sixers_jazz/?limit=500
https://philaphans.net/community/index.php?/topic/216588-sixers-gdt-122916-76ers-jazz-9pm/
https://www.libertyballers.com/2016/12/29/14122176/sixers-jazz-recap-different-day-same-story
https://www.libertyballers.com/2016/12/29/14110908/sixers-jazz-game-thread


we are gonna die

If they keep it under 25 it's a win.

The Jazz kinda own us, no?

So bad - Maybe a field hockey game is on or something

Damn, I’m kind of sad I have nothing better to do.

Seems like the stinking Jazz always rough us up

When the New Orleans Hornets were taking fan submissions for a new team nickname, I submitted Stormin’ Mormons, but it sadly didn’t make the cut.

Get that garbage Australian ymca **** out of here

At first I thought the Sixers were skipping Embiid playing in Utah because of the unfavorable matchup with Gobert who is shooting nearly 70% from the floor this season with 2.6 blocks per game. But I looked at the last ten games and Gobert is shooting over 80% from the field, averaging over 16 points per game. That is just crazy.*

Jah, quick, score a flurry of points before Gobert makes you useless again.

If Joe Johnson was playing in the YMCA at 60 years old, I wouldn't give him a clean shot at an NBA 3. We just gave him two wide open shots.

Open corner 3 contest for*ALL*Jazz players who want to participate.

Hayward is a guy I think would fit like a glove with Simmons and Embiid so I would throw a lot of money at him and hope for the best. If he does end up testing the market he will have plenty of options and I'm not quite sure we would even peak his interest.

Hayward is a guy who will fit anywhere. High BBIQ, and can play and guard multiple positions. It will take the max to get him (he'll get that from the Jazz too, most likely). I agree that if he'll choose to test the market, Philly probably won't be high on his list, which is why I don't know why you'd want to give up assets and trade for him for half a season, after which he'd be likely to bolt.

How many wide open corner 3s can you give up in a game?

Trey Lyles is clutch.

Sixers are so generous handing out corner 3s to everyone.

Christ, George Hill throwing dirt on us.

Arright fellas, it's been fun...kinda. Gonna go eat discount Christmas candy and cry in my vanilla coke.

Pretty epic meltdown

My underwear has a tag that reads "Negadelphia"

The Sixers were winning by 4 at the end of the 3rd. The Jazz are now on a 21-2 run.*WHAT THE **** HAPPENED

jazz shot 58% from deep. the sixers couldn't do that if they played 5 on 0

Maybe we should cover the dude raining threes from the corner... just a thought

Instead of having one amazing white guy we will play 3 that are 1/3 as good
• I hate lazy white guy-white guy comparisons, but this one kind of works.

did anyone see that weird thing with the little bears and the jazz mascot pinching the refs ***? and there was a baby?? I*WAS*LIKE*WTF*IS*HAPPENING!
• thanks for the rec because I seriously thought I was losing my mind.

I mean, you do have to give the Jazz some credit for executing and*getting*that corner three. They are one of the best teams in the NBA.

holy **** the **** are hitting two thirds of their threes

This has been a blitzkrieg in the 4th.

I'm pretty sure the Jazz could have shot from New Orleans and made most of those. Some of the open corner 3s were defensive breakdowns/good offense, but they hit everything--open, contested, corner, above-the-break. And the Sixers don't usually shoot this poorly from deep. Utah is a good team, but there were a lot of bad breaks tonight.

Sixers all have crisco on their hands?

I am holding a hot object and it hurts!! Maybe if I hold it for 5 more minutes things will improve? ****, this really ****ing hurts!! Gotta stick with the game plan!!

13/19 from three...

I thought the third quarter was when we collapsed.
• You have to account for the time zone difference.

They say temperatures in Antarctica can reach as low as Robert Covington...

Gobert is tall
• They don't call him the best in the business for nothing, folks.

Joe Ingles looks like the guy you hate at the office who thinks he's cooler than he really is.

forgetting how to score was unfortunate.

****ing hell
• For ****s sake
• Pretty good strat, never miss from 3 while using jedi mind tricks to make the opposition miss all of theirs.
• bricks ahoy

I want prime George Hill on this team.

Larry Bird got*PLAYED*in that trade of Teague for Hill. Straight played.

it's official I REALLY WANT RODNEY HOOD

14/21 from 3 lol

Then the fourth quarter started. Okafor re-entered the game, and the Jazz went on a 19-2 run, totally erasing any chance at a Sixers victory. It’s not all Okafor’s fault, but much of the offense the Jazz were able to create was a result of drives to the basket, Sixers defenders collapsing to help, and the driver making the pass to the open shooter. It’s basic basketball.

4th quarter reminded me of the bear scene in The Revenant

dude Utah is weird. they do that 3rd quarter show then the cheerleaders are wearing layers. I don’t understand the world at all.

I can’t believe that Larry Bird thought that Jeff Teague was better than Hill. That trade makes no sense.

I Blame George Hill for being entirely too good at basketball and being wasted by the Pacers for far too long just putting him in the corner. Hill eviscerated them in pick and roll the whole 4th.

The Jazz are like Warriors level bad for us as a match up. They hammer us every time we play them, it would have taken a miracle.

we just a need a few Durants on the floor. Then Okafor can thrive.

the Sixers had a 127.8 defensive rating when Jahlil Okafor was on the floor tonight, 98.4 with Nerlens
 
I think they are the funniest fans in the league. They have taken such a beating over the past three years that they can't help but laugh!
 
I'm an Eagles fan. Participating in their football forums is a lot of fun even though the team itself is garbage.
 
I'd think you'd have to have an active sense of humor to be a Sixers fan - that and wear an S&M mask when you're not out in public.
 
For a team that has been really bad for so long, I gotta say, those 76er fans are very loyal. I would've expected the worst team in the NBA to have only a handful of posts in their game threads. Very sharp and witty too, day and night compared to clutchfans...
 
Love the Ingles comments.

You have to have a sense of humor, and be a 76ers fan.....although if they have a strong draft next year there is no reason they cant do something in the east.
 
This the best part of the forum this season by the way. Great addition to read other boards after victories.
 
This the best part of the forum this season by the way. Great addition to read other boards after victories.

I agree. Love reading what opposing team fans have to say. Also love all the smart *** Quin Snyder remarks. Some of them have been hilarious. Wish we had a thread with all the Snyder comments.
 
I'm an Eagles fan. Participating in their football forums is a lot of fun even though the team itself is garbage.

Eagles fan here as well. Eagles fans are bipolar. Either super bowl bound, or the sky is falling.
 
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