Who's 'he?'
Or did he just ascend to another level of funny?
I believe the proper term here would be 'descend'
Be nice to the minister, please.
I ain't no priest, bubba. I am an ordained minister, doe.
Ha, nice!
So you got the certification and everything? Did you do it online?
My friend "married" my other friends a couple Summers ago. Got his certification or whatever it is online just so he could do the one ceremony.
My father-in-law ordained me years ago after I took over his church for a year when he fell ill.
It's a joke on Mormons.