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I'm not afraid of offending anyone. Then again, I'm a way cool dude that's laid back and loving of all people.

/somemorethanothers
 
Lets be honest man, nobody here is going to offended over a polygamy joke.

How do you know? In these very-male domains, people aren't supposed to acknowledge it even when they are offended. If a Mormon stepped up and said it wasn't funny, you'd tell them to grow a thicker skin.
 
I'm not afraid of offending anyone. Then again, I'm a way cool dude that's laid back and loving of all people.

/somemorethanothers

I don't hear you talking about your gay or black friends. /gettinthattrolloutadaway
 
That explains it. I have to ask my friend how it all happened, since they are still churchgoing LDS in good standing (from what i know)

I assumed from what you wrote that he had just met (and taught) her while a missionary, but that they dated and got married after he was done with the mission. Anything else than that would be quite unusual to say the least, and would have resulted in him being sent home with a "dishonorable discharge", so to speak. But strange things do happen sometimes.
 
Can I just say, as a woman, polygamy sounds awesome. If I could "share" my husband with someone else, that would be 1 less week a month that he is bothering me. Not only that, but lets say you're in a group with 3 other wives, you have one to do the cleaning, one to teach the kids, one to sew the clothes, and the other one (me) can just take a freaking nap, or garden or something. And in this situation, I would only have to see my "best friend" aka husband, once a week. Win, Win, Win.

p.s. my little green line under the word member says that I'm a "glorious beacon of light", that just made my whole night. Keep up the good work JazzFanz (air thumbs up).
 
I have never done anything like this before and I admit I'm a little nervous about it...

Maybe it's the from-Kentucky-now-living-in-Utah thing.. I'm not sure.

But this coming Wednesday, I am marrying my wife's sister.. with the 100% approval of my wife.



#prayforPKM

All right. You could be "Mafia" and I wouldn't believe it. . . . . .

All I know is you've been spending too much time in the Arizona Strip.

Do you really get enough of a signal out there you can sit on your bucket under a juniper tree all day and post in here????

It took me to about page three to get it. The last I heard you were traipzing around out there with Trout.
 
All right. You could be "Mafia" and I wouldn't believe it. . . . . .

All I know is you've been spending too much time in the Arizona Strip.

Do you really get enough of a signal out there you can sit on your bucket under a juniper tree all day and post in here????

It took me to about page three to get it. The last I heard you were traipzing around out there with Trout.

Hi babe.

I get no signal out there. So if I'm posting.. I'm not out there, so to speak.
 
I laughed uncontrollably to the original post's punch line, actually. I consider this as one of the better works of PKM. I don't think, actually I can't think of anything that makes Brow laugh anyway.
 
But it's true that this is right towards the polygamist families and so the thread should be closed as proper moderation as soon as we enjoy enough this joke and got bored of it.
 
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