Contest: Guess Jazz Player Heights

[Dali]

Perhaps the better subject would have been is to guess Jazzfanz posters’ heights, according to each poster’s style of posting.

Could have been a fun little game. For example, Fish seems to be one of the more mature posters, and to me gives off the vibe that he is 6’3, or at least 6 feet.

Yammers, to me, according to his posting style I would say is 5’6.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

You don't have the ability to summon him?

I said his name 3 times into a blank computer screen.

 

[Dali]

I said his name 3 times into a blank computer screen.

And were you naked?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

And were you naked?

no

 

[Kyoto]

These are without-shoes heights? (Fine if so, just checking)

Yup

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[Kyoto]

Don't care. My god the NBA is focused on the most meaningless, ridiculous ****. "Governors", banning ninja style headbands, accurate player heights.... Adam Silver is a weirdo

Spoken like a white man. "Pointless governors", you say pointless when either way it doesn't harm you. Changing the word wasnt for you and doesn't effect you either way. What an ***

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[Jazz]

Just seen a picture of Donovan and Conley standing next to each other. They both are the same height. Doesn't matter what height they both are cause they are really good players and play bigger. But I thought Donovan was taller than Conley.

 

[mellow]

Hope Silver keeps this transparency thing going...

Maybe players will be listed as "busted for marijuana in random drug test" insyead of "back spasisms"

 

[yamers]

Perhaps the better subject would have been is to guess Jazzfanz posters’ heights, according to each poster’s style of posting.

Could have been a fun little game. For example, Fish seems to be one of the more mature posters, and to me gives off the vibe that he is 6’3, or at least 6 feet.

Yammers, to me, according to his posting style I would say is 5’6.

5’11

 

[Rubashov]

Perhaps the better subject would have been is to guess Jazzfanz posters’ heights, according to each poster’s style of posting.

Could have been a fun little game. For example, Fish seems to be one of the more mature posters, and to me gives off the vibe that he is 6’3, or at least 6 feet.

Yammers, to me, according to his posting style I would say is 5’6.

This is how I imagine Yamers, except chain smoking with a wheeze, perpetually drunk and holding a bottle of Oxycontin.

 

[jazzlurker]

Perhaps the better subject would have been is to guess Jazzfanz posters’ heights, according to each poster’s style of posting.

Could have been a fun little game. For example, Fish seems to be one of the more mature posters, and to me gives off the vibe that he is 6’3, or at least 6 feet.

Yammers, to me, according to his posting style I would say is 5’6.

Wow... what are you saying? I’m vertically challenged and tape I’m at 4’3.

 

[Wayne_Kenoff]

I'd rather guess penis length tbh.

No one is stopping you from pondering what each players junk looks like. Do your thing.

 

[checkbookdoc]

No one is stopping you from pondering what each players junk looks like. Do your thing.

Given that itch frequency is correlated with surface area, we have to assume that Niang is packing a freaking cannon!

 

[Rubashov]

No one is stopping you from pondering what each players junk looks like. Do your thing.

Sensible point, Archie you do you brother...

 

[Wayne_Kenoff]

Sensible point, Archie you do you brother...

Wayne Kenoff is always sensible.

 

[Tragic66]

5’11

6’7”

 

[Rubashov]

Wayne Kenoff is always sensible.

Especially in public, i personally like the tram stop outside Vic Market.

 

[Getting Traded]

Perhaps the better subject would have been is to guess Jazzfanz posters’ heights, according to each poster’s style of posting.

Could have been a fun little game. For example, Fish seems to be one of the more mature posters, and to me gives off the vibe that he is 6’3, or at least 6 feet.

Yammers, to me, according to his posting style I would say is 5’6.

I'd say Fish is about 6-3, having met him in person.

 

[Wayne_Kenoff]

Especially in public, i personally like the tram stop outside Vic Market.

My parents really wanted my named to mean something.

 

[Rubashov]

My parents really wanted my named to mean something.

They must have been cunning linguists, I'm partial to a bit of that myself.