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It's ok, you can come out of the closet if you want.
Just kidding, women ARE confusing!

A wise man once told me, "the reason you'll never understand women is they don't understand themselves."

And each year I'm married I think I'm actually falling further and further behind in trying to figure out my wife. I can hardly wait until my daughter becomes a teenager and then I have two complete enigmas to deal with...both with very healthy and active tear ducts.

I have a wife and three duaghters. I live in a sea of estrogen. There are days when all 4 are crying. I just fire up the grill, grab some burgers or steaks, a beer, the dogs and some music and head out back to grill.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
I have a wife and three duaghters. I live in a sea of estrogen. There are days when all 4 are crying. I just fire up the grill, grab some burgers or steaks, a beer, the dogs and some music and head out back to grill.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
Solid advice. Thanks.
 
It's ok, you can come out of the closet if you want.
For Wiggins, damn, count me in.

Just kidding, women ARE confusing!

A wise man once told me, "the reason you'll never understand women is they don't understand themselves."
Good one, another wise man told me "Squirrel who runs up a woman's legs will not find nuts", still thinking what it means. ;)
 
I like that one.

"The role of a wife is to help you solve all the problems you wouldn't have had, had you not married her."

Nice.

A similar one to that, in the manner.

"A wise man told me, 'A wise woman told me a LOT of things. I didn't listen.'"
 
There are days when all 4 are crying.

Maybe you should be nicer to them.

Im sure its all your fault. (At least in your wifes mind)
 
Some days it was something he said, some days it was something he didn't say. Or did/didn't do. You can't win with women!

Agreed.
I just try to judge her mood and keep quiet if i deem her to be in a bad mood. (Which is too much imo)
 
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