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Countdown to ~ December 21 2012 -11:11 AM ;This Friday

Mayans suck. Lazy bitches could have pecked a few more dots on a rock and given us a few more years.. selfish ****ers.

"My hands tiired..."

whiners!!!
 
I started my rituals on Monday. If anyone is interested in experiences a super spiritual journey up to 12/21 then pm.
 
We are having a party. It will be a B-Day party/end of world celebration.
 
should i peek at my christmas presents thursday night then?... i would hate to die and not know what i am getting?
 
I guess I don't have to buy any Christmas presents this year. Hopefully your birthday isn't this weekend. That would suck doubly bad.
 
Noah's Ghetto Ark has to be my favorite story Dec. 21 story so far:


https://designtaxi.com/news/354578/...gs-On-An-Ark-To-Survive-The-End-Of-The-World/

Fearing the Mayan prophecy—which predicts the ‘end of the world’ on 21 December 2012—a Chinese man by the name of Lu Zhenghai decided to build his own ‘Noah’s Ark’ to survive the ‘Apocalypse’.

According to Daily Mail, Lu spent his entire life savings of £100,000 to build the ark.
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This one is good too:

https://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=30&art_id=129248&sid=38463132&con_type=1

December 21 marks the end of an era in the Mayan calendar and if, as some people warn, it coincides with doomsday, then at least one Hong Kong man will have no regrets.

The 40-year-old man, who once worked in information technology and used to be caring to his family and prudent with his spending, sold his flat and possessions six months ago and spent all the money in having a whale of a time, his psychologist said.

"He quit his job, sold his flat and traveled everywhere, eating at high-end restaurants and living in hotel rooms in anticipation of December 21," Ng Siu-sun said.

The man used up all the credit in his bank cards and even borrowed money. Unable to change the man's mind, his deeply worried family sought Ng's help.

"If doomsday doesn't arrive, his accumulated debts will definitely become a nightmare," Ng said.
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I would imagine he is far from the only one that did similar things. I bet there will be a spike in suicides on Friday.
 
Can we change the thread title to Countdown to 13.0.0.0.0 in the name of religious sensitivity?
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Is everyone ready for Xibalbe be (road to the underworld) to open & the magnetic pole reversal causing a neutral environment that allows matter and anti-matter to coexist & fight things out?
 
I tried to have sex with my wife this morning just in case it's the last time. She said don't be stupid. I ended up just rubbing one out.
 
Scat said:
I tried to have sex with my wife this morning just in case it's the last time. She said don't be stupid. I ended up just rubbing one out.
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Thats sucks man. Your wife doesnt even like you. Maybe she is getting hers from someone else while you are gone.
 
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