Crazy Predictions

[margodydek]

Thought there should be a place where everyone can place their predictions of what crazy things will happen tonight.

Here's Margo's: I think that if the Jazz take Jimmer that David Locke will be found face down dead in an alley in Manhattan sometime between 2:00 AM and 6:00 AM from what appears to be a drug overdose.

Greg Wrubell will then be hired by the Jazz to be their play-by-play announcer.

10 years later some new evidence will come about proving that Locke's death was not accidental, but it was really a staged homicide carried out by none other than.....you guessed it: Greg Wrubell.

 

[Archie Moses]

TroutBum will watch Irving's special video and like it.

 

[moevillini]

the Jazz pick Jimmer and the crowd at the ESA boos


(I'd say that's probably a VERY CRAZY prediction)

 

[Park Bites]

Jimmer Fredette goes #3 to the jazz ... Some years later they find out that the Fredettes have connections to a mob boss.

Randy Rigby is fired for leaking Jazz secrets to his Mormon drinking buddies.

Energy Solutions is found to be the cause of global warming and the new arena will be called .....

 

[mellow]

If the Jazz draft Enes or Williams 3rd, he will be swapping hats before 8th pick is announced.

KOC gets a standing ovation at the ESA.

 

[infection]

Jordan Williams is the sleeper of he draft.

Jazz take Kanter and Jimmer and Jimmer, while not Earth-shattering, fills precisely his role on the team as a starting PG averaging 13 and 6.5.

No trades are made for a year, unless another team initiates it and offers us something pretty good.

John Amaechi appears out of the woodwork with complaints.

Biyomba drops.

Vesely "drops".

Hamilton rises.

Jazz get the 8th seed, advance to Western conference semi-finals.

Everyone thinks we've got a trade brewing all season.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Jazz select Klay Thompson with the 12th pick. Also Greg Miller shaves his awesome goatee.

 

[MDAV28]

Kawhi Leonard gets a consistent jumpshot and becomes the best player to come out of this draft.

 

[kwb]

I can only hope Locke goes away after this draft for good.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Jazz trade the #3 and Devin Harris to New Jersey for Deron Williams.

Greg announces he has channeled the spirit of his father and Utah re-signs AK to a 6-year/$90M contract, wanting to get the deal done before a new CBA reduces the amount he can give him.

Jerry Sloan buys the Flash from Brandt and becomes owner/coach.

Bolerjack gets a network deal and Hot Rod returns to the TV broadcasts.

Harpring quits to start his own fry-sauce supply company.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Jazz trade the #3 and Devin Harris to New Jersey for Deron Williams.

Greg announces he has channeled the spirit of his father and Utah re-signs AK to a 6-year/$90M contract, wanting to get the deal done before a new CBA reduces the amount he can give him.

Jerry Sloan buys the Flash from Brandt and becomes owner/coach.

Bolerjack gets a network deal and Hot Rod returns to the TV broadcasts.

Harpring quits to start his own fry-sauce supply company.

 

[kabenac]

After years of genetic splicing, Yinka Dare shows up to the draft as a half-Nigerian half-vulture mutation. When David Stern refuses to allow him to be drafted, Dare pecks Stern's eyes out. The Prudential center erupts in cheers...

 

[utahjazz107]

The Jazz draft Kanter and trade his rights along with Paul Millsap for James Harden and a future 1st round pick.

Then the Spurs trade TP to the Kings and Kemba falls to the Jazz at 12

PG: Harris/Kemba Walker/Earl Watson
SG: James Harden/CJ Miles
SF: Gordon Hayward/Andrei Kirilenko
PF: Favors/Jefferson
C: Al Jefferson/Okur

 

[Justys]

Im still holding out for Miller/Batum/Fernandez/21pick for Harris/12th pick. Then Utah drafts Kanter/Jackson or a backup pg with some potential.

MIller/ 21st pick
Hayward/Bell
Batum/Miles
Favors/Millsap
Jefferson/Kanter

 

[Justys]

Another wish Raja Bell gets traded for a 1st rounder

 

[margodydek]

The Jazz draft Kanter and trade his rights along with Paul Millsap for James Harden and a future 1st round pick.

Then the Spurs trade TP to the Kings and Kemba falls to the Jazz at 12

PG: Harris/Kemba Walker/Earl Watson
SG: James Harden/CJ Miles
SF: Gordon Hayward/Andrei Kirilenko
PF: Favors/Jefferson
C: Al Jefferson/Okur

I hope this isn't a serious prediction

 

[infection]

In principle, Tony Parker is dealt for Nash. Spurs sign Battier and win the title next year.

 

[infection]

Oh, and Spurs draft Jordan Williams.

 

[infection]

And DM is better than JV, who turns out awful.

 

[utahjazz107]

I hope this isn't a serious prediction

Yes it is but of course, OKC would have to give us another value piece because I see Millsap for James Harden as a fair trade but I also think Harden has much more potential than Millsap. I think he could be an all-star or maybe a superstar in a couple of years.