#CruzSexScandal

[The Pearl]

OK, lets cut the crap...

Aren't we all just petrified that when this is all said and done that Teddy's "number" will be higher than our own?


I know Trump's number of women is high and of course, Hillary's number of women is high...(oops), but Teddy?


Anybody have a Bernie bumper sticker?

 

[sirkickyass]

I wish I could take credit for these names but they're both gold. Do we call this scandal:

1. Cuban Mistress Crisis

or

2. Bae of Pigs

Both are fantastic.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I wish I could take credit for these names but they're both gold. Do we call this scandal:

1. Cuban Mistress Crisis

or

2. Bae of Pigs

Both are fantastic.

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gameface]

I love when religious blow hards get caught in sex scandals. It's one of my greatest joys in life.

Preach on Cruz, preach on!

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If you enjoy daydreaming about Ted Cruz’s sex life, then today is your lucky day.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/artic...r-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

 

[The Pearl]

If you enjoy daydreaming about Ted Cruz’s sex life, then today is your lucky day.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/artic...r-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

The CEO of the parent company of the NE is named David ******.

This election season is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

The CEO of the parent company of the NE is named David ******.

This election season is the gift that keeps on giving.

It's so funny that this site censored his last name. Rhymes with Decker.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

It's so funny that this site censored his last name. Rhymes with Decker.

Lmao P-ecker is censored? ******.

Jazzfanz lmao.

 

[fishonjazz]

It's so funny that this site censored his last name. Rhymes with Decker.

Lmao P-ecker is censored? ******.

Jazzfanz lmao.

Reminds me of a joke.
Why can't a chicken pee?

Spoiler

cause his ****** is on his head

 

[Miggs]

Reminds me of a joke.
Why can't a chicken pee?

Spoiler

cause his ****** is on his head

Thought this was gonna be that Johnny Deeper joke.

Anyone know that one?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Thought this was gonna be that Johnny Deeper joke.

Anyone know that one?

The one about the kid and the teacher and the mom and the dad and the principal? The only thing stranger than that meandering joke is trying to figure out why you thought he was going to tell it in this situation.. unless you know a completely different Johnny Deeper joke than the one I've heard.

 

[Miggs]

The one about the kid and the teacher and the mom and the dad and the principal? The only thing stranger than that meandering joke is trying to figure out why you thought he was going to tell it in this situation.. unless you know a completely different Johnny Deeper joke than the one I've heard.

'Cause the word ****** was being thrown around, genius.