How is it delusional to say he's injury prone.... when he actually is? He's 22 with soon to be 3 season long injuries. I'd love to hear what you or who you consider injury prone if he isn't.
I would have gone with some delusional comment. Or something about his hemorrhoids.
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Dante should take the $17,000,000 contract he received based on his daddy's reputation and take a permanent vacation back to Australia while he still has a functioning body left.