David Locke: "Jump in a lake... I don't want you to die, but go jump in a lake."

[illyasova]

Jump in a lake Locke and refresh your objectivity about the jazz, try not to be flatterer of Corbin and Koc all the time

 

[jazzfan1971]

I've always liked Locke. He brings a stats based discussion to the table that you don't get anywhere else.

Guy does his homework.

Guy can't really help it if he's got a bad voice. So, I let that slide.

Guy who bugs me is Gordon Monson. I just find him obnoxious. I don't mind his articles as much though. A much better writer than radio personality if you ask me.

 

[Weezur]

Is "Jump in a lake" the Locke version of "Go **** yourself"?

 

[franklin]

I like real ****. That's why i like Barkley, Kenny .. not so much Boler ..

Black guys aren't really larger.

 

[kwb]

How can any of you like a guy that describes a dunk as, "a two handed dunk of love."? Really?

 

[Archie Moses]

How can any of you like a guy that describes a dunk as, "a two handed dunk of love."? Really?

I always thought he said, "a two handed hunk of love."

 

[friendsinmyhead]

How can any of you like a guy that describes a dunk as, "a two handed dunk of love."? Really?

He tries too hard.. I am embarrassed for him when he says things like that.

Did anyone catch his radio show when he was talking about comedians and he did the bit about "people who push the crossing button at street lights"? it was literally painful to hear.

 

[Hartsock]

He is painfully terrible when he does Jazz games, but when he is just doing analysis I think he gives some really good insight.

 

[kwb]

I always thought he said, "a two handed hunk of love."

Damn spell check. Thanks for catching that. Yes, he does say, two handed hunk of love.

 

[Deleted member 365]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBv7_joZG6g

How can't you just love this voice?....................

 

[Weezur]

Lol. After Locke said "Jump in a lake" yesterday, some guy named Francis tweeted to him: "That's chicken ****" and Locke complained about that in today's TipOff.

Chicken **** is probably one of the top 10 funniest 2 worders you can say.

 

[anonymous832]

I've always liked Locke. He brings a stats based discussion to the table that you don't get anywhere else.

Guy does his homework.

No. He just leans on his advanced stats as a crutch to mask the fact that he doesn't know what he's talking about. The logical conclusions he draws from some of the stats he brings up are mind-boggling. I want to violently shake him. (Just like I do when I hold babies.)