Dear Universe...

[b_line]

I wanna get necked into oblivion. Sounds wonderfully exhilarating

I'm just imagining a teenage boy in. Bishops interview.

Bishop: any chastity issues?
Boy: I got necked into oblivion
Bishop: what does that mwan
Boy: I have no idea, but it was the best night of my life


*only Mormons will understand
*what the hell is necking anyways?

 

[VINYLONE]

Good thing the universe is forgiving.

This couldn't be further from truth.

 

[colton]

This couldn't be further from truth.

I dunno...if the universe had held a grudge about the OP, Jazz would have lost and Rudy would have a much more serious injury.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

I dunno...if the universe had held a grudge about the OP, Jazz would have lost and Rudy would have a much more serious injury.

Not to be that guy, but have you seen what's happening in Syria?

If there is a higher power or whatever and it was focused on the Jazz winning instead of saving kids from chemical attacks then I think the "**** you" still stands.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

This couldn't be further from truth.

Not to get too preachy with y'all, but hell, it's Easter. This is actually one of the things that most draws me to Christianity. The universe, for all we can tell right now, does seem tragically unforgiving. Ruthless, even. Christianity calls me to try to see the hope. To try to spread love in the face of ludicrous odds against me. And above all, to be open-eyed to the ongoing suffering and **** the world has to offer and to do all I can to fight against it. Hoping against all reason, and living according to that hope.

And yeah, I'd be a bit disappointed if God was paying more mind to the playoffs than to Syria and other things.

Happy Easter, y'all. And if you're not religious, you'll get no guff from me.

 

[♪alt13]

Not to get too preachy with y'all, but hell, it's Easter. This is actually one of the things that most draws me to Christianity. The universe, for all we can tell right now, does seem tragically unforgiving. Ruthless, even. Christianity calls me to try to see the hope. To try to spread love in the face of ludicrous odds against me. And above all, to be open-eyed to the ongoing suffering and **** the world has to offer and to do all I can to fight against it. Hoping against all reason, and living according to that hope.

And yeah, I'd be a bit disappointed if God was paying more mind to the playoffs than to Syria and other things.

Happy Easter, y'all. And if you're not religious, you'll get no guff from me.

Easter candy sucks way too hard for me to take Christianity seriously. Dude comes back from the dead and this is how you celebrate? SMH

 

[fishonjazz]

Not to get too preachy with y'all, but hell, it's Easter. This is actually one of the things that most draws me to Christianity. The universe, for all we can tell right now, does seem tragically unforgiving. Ruthless, even. Christianity calls me to try to see the hope. To try to spread love in the face of ludicrous odds against me. And above all, to be open-eyed to the ongoing suffering and **** the world has to offer and to do all I can to fight against it. Hoping against all reason, and living according to that hope.

And yeah, I'd be a bit disappointed if God was paying more mind to the playoffs than to Syria and other things.

Happy Easter, y'all. And if you're not religious, you'll get no guff from me.

Helluva post bro

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Easter candy sucks way too hard for me to take Christianity seriously. Dude comes back from the dead and this is how you celebrate? SMH

Those are from the apostate part of Christianity duh