My Uncle is an aardvark.
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Crazy thing is that even though I am one uping everyone everything I have said is true. Guess that tends to happen when you have a million family members...
Crazy thing is that even though I am one uping everyone everything I have said is true. Guess that tends to happen when you have a million family members...
Don't hate they my family was able to find people that loved us that were not already related by blood.
Does anyone in your family speak English?
One dozen languages are spoken in my family.
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English is not one of them.
I have black friends (just kidding, I don't)
I kissed a black girl one time though.
I got some oral from a black chick once
Thas cool bro. Black girls never talk to me.
I got some oral from a black chick once
Thas cool bro. Black girls never talk to me.
I have a lesbian cousin and a sister that is married and they have a son (hers biologically before she came out publicly).
I have a japanese cousin that married into the family.
I have a native american cousin that married into the family. They raise her native american sister.
Brother adopted a black child.
I have an hispanic niece (adopted), uncle and a nephew by marriage.
In my family there are 8 adopted people that have led to 15 family members. Soon to be 16.
There are 6 multiracial members of my family and soon to be 7.
My wife watches a show about you - it's called Modern Family.
My family is about as vanilla as you can get - all white, all straight. I have one cousin who was allegedly bisexual; but she's married now with 3 kids. No criminals (at least not convicted). And only 3 divorces in my entire extended family over the last 2 generations. LOL - and all 3 by the same person.
I got some oral from a black chick once
A black girl was hitting on me pretty hard at a party a couple of weeks ago-- but I was busy focusing my 'efforts' on another particular girl, so I passed it up.
/stillneverhookedup
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