Do you eat the fortune cookie?

[infection]

I've never cared for the cookie.

 

[Sardines]

I used to not buy nowadays I typically take a couple bites. Seldom eat the whole thing.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

Yes, I don't enjoy it, but also don't like wasting food.

 

[LogGrad98]

Covert way of asking if you eat the cookie.

 

[LogGrad98]

If you don't eat the whole thing before you read the fortune then it won't come true.

"You will be happy when you find happiness."

Then add "in bed" to all of them.

"You will be happy when you find happiness...in bed."

 

[fishonjazz]

Yes, I don't enjoy it, but also don't like wasting food.

This is me 100%
I give it to my daughter if she wants it.

 

[JazzGal]

Awk! I haven't had a fortune cookie this entire year. No wonder I have no idea what I'm doing ... in bed.

 

[bigb]

I enjoy the fortune cookie.

 

[Rubashov]

What is this a euphemism for exactly?

 

[infection]

What is this a euphemism for exactly?

Whether or not garbage is eaten as part of a societal obligation.

 

[Rubashov]

Whether or not garbage is eaten as part of a societal obligation.

I should ****ing hope so, I've eaten all sorts of crap I didn't want to to please women.

 

[Ron Mexico]

I like them. The Chinese food that comes with them, usually not but once in awhile I like that type of stuff.