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Don't Ask, Don't Tell is officially history!!

babe said:
Weird. . . . . really weird. . . . I think I just got struck with an epiphany, if not a stroke. . . . . is there a correlation between the spychology that prevails in high school and in democracy? Or is is just something that jumps out at ya when you talk to libs?
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I took spychology in college hoping to become the next James Bond. Sadly, I was not nearly swave or deboner enough to pass.
 
Marcus said:
I took spychology in college hoping to become the next James Bond. Sadly, I was not nearly swave or deboner enough to pass.
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When the 7.2 earthquake hit I was knocked over by the swave, and the fish deboner was destroyed in the aftershocks.
 
today i rewatch Full metal JAcket.
and ekpt wondering what it would be like if half those future marines where homosexuals.

for example the drill instructor asking someone where he's from
the guy answers Texas
And the drill instructors responds
Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck *****?
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so what if the guy in quesiton was a homoSexual. how would that play out.

would be funny if they made a full metal jacket with half of those marine being gay with al the homo"phobic" comments

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******* and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
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all those funny qoutes.

hope i dont get a infraction for this post. if so it is totally worth it and see you guys in 7 days

i have omitted the more offensive qoutes
 
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You realize, of course, that Full Metal Jacket is largely satirizing the extreme male-dominated heteronormative nature of American views of military violence, culminating in a) the "this is my rifle this is my gun one is for fighting and one is for fun" march in the cadets' underwear and b) a significant segment of the platoon in the film's second half getting destroyed by a single female sniper.

Oh wait, you're dutchjazzer. Of course you didn't pick up on that.
 
Sirkickyass said:
You realize, of course, that Full Metal Jacket is largely satirizing the extreme male-dominated heteronormative nature of American views of military violence, culminating in a) the "this is my rifle this is my gun one is for fighting and one is for fun" march in the cadets' underwear and b) a significant segment of the platoon in the film's second half getting destroyed by a single female sniper.

Oh wait, you're dutchjazzer. Of course you didn't pick up on that.
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Meh, I don't blame him, lots of people didn't catch that. When I brought it up in a discussion in college the argument turned pretty strongly. Can't dis FMJ!
 
Sirkickyass said:
You realize, of course, that Full Metal Jacket is largely satirizing the extreme male-dominated heteronormative nature of American views of military violence, culminating in a) the "this is my rifle this is my gun one is for fighting and one is for fun" march in the cadets' underwear and b) a significant segment of the platoon in the film's second half getting destroyed by a single female sniper.

Oh wait, you're dutchjazzer. Of course you didn't pick up on that.
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a FEMALE sniper not a homosexual sniper :P
 
Oh man. FMJ. The inspiration of my Recruit Division Commanders in boot camp. They used damn near every line out of that film from the first half, including at one point telling a recruit to choke himself. Good times.

Lee Ermey visited my ship while we were on deployment and did the entire opening monologue from FMJ, then signed autographs after. Having brought my Stanley Kubrick box set on deployment with me I got my DVD of FMJ signed by him. Suck on that suckas.

Anyway, Dutch, good job missing Kickys point completely.

P.S. forgive any spelling errors, I'm working my first 12 hour night shift in 4 months and I'm exhausted, my spelling seems to be the first thing to go.
 
Gameface said:
Oh man. FMJ. The inspiration of my Recruit Division Commanders in boot camp. They used damn near every line out of that film from the first half, including at one point telling a recruit to choke himself. Good times.

Lee Ermey visited my ship while we were on deployment and did the entire opening monologue from FMJ, then signed autographs after. Having brought my Stanley Kubrick box set on deployment with me I got my DVD of FMJ signed by him. Suck on that suckas.

Anyway, Dutch, good job missing Kickys point completely.

P.S. forgive any spelling errors, I'm working my first 12 hour night shift in 4 months and I'm exhausted, my spelling seems to be the first thing to go.
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or did I.

good job you guys for missing my point.

i'll just put it on the language barrier
 
DutchJazzer said:
or did I.

good job you guys for missing my point.

i'll just put it on the language barrier
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Well, you did capitalize the entire word FEMALE to point out the difference between a straight woman, whom you don't see as weak and untrustworthy, and a homosexual man, whom you say you would not trust to serve next to. So I think I picked up at least a little bit of what you were putting down.
 
LOL, I took it to mean that guys would get really turned on by the idea of a female sniper...

not so much with the idea that the sniper is a homosexual male

:wink:
 
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