I was mocking you, for your exaggerated claims about me.Did you respond to the wrong post?
Maybe I should smile and just say good job.
It is the sad reality that every European, or basically doomed infidel on planet earth, or every incurable and hopelessly deformed racist by birth, is descended, with high statistical probability and in multiple lines, from Charlemagne. We are the mutants who wandered off the stable African Eden and got lost in the cold northern latitudes and evolved with a positive Darwinian predilection for pale skin.
Corollaries to this thesis relate me, and you, to every deplorable character in the history of Europe. It was fashionable for centuries for huddling masses of marginal humanity outside the palaces to claim royal heritage, and some of the claims were even false, but hopeful for the talebearers and the befuddled stinking peasants. A likely tolerable lass could at least imagine one night inside a castle, and maybe even a bath.
In this wide world, bro, fiction seldom rises to the level of reality, no matter how hard we try to accentuate the tales with truth.