End of the world is next Saturday. What do you have planned?

[jazz_fanatic]

Great, I haven't been going to church regularly the last two months...and I don't have bad knees to blame...just laziness...

 

[YB85]

There needs to be a post-rapture party somewhere for all the fun people who didn't get the invite.

 

[Scat]

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints. The sinners have much more fun."

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I'm probably going to the Utah Renaissance Faire again with friends.

 

[Scat]

I'm probably going to the Utah Renaissance Faire again with friends.

So you already have an appointment for going to hell.

 

[YB85]

I'm probably going to the Utah Renaissance Faire again with friends.

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

 

[The-Joker]

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints. The sinners have much more fun."

For some reason Billy Joel didn't use the lyric

"Because only the good ascend to heaven on a chariot of virgins."

What does that even rhyme with...

 

[Scat]

"Because only the good ascend to heaven on a chariot of virgins. Better to be good and do a lot of mergin. Mergin is much more fun. Only the good are gonna get some."

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[Jazz Spazz]

According to this wack bag - the rapture is the 21st of May; but the actual end of the world will occur on October 21.

So I say we go ahead with the draft and the summer league. You might even get in a couple pre-season games too before you all burn in a lake of fire while I ascend in to heaven on a Chariot made of feathers and chocolate.

Just don't ascend too close to the sun.

Icarus, listen to your father Daedalus....Wait....Candrew, listen to your father? Marcus?

By the way I like chocolate much better than that silly wax idea.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

So you already have an appointment for going to hell.

I'll have to have the palm reader confirm that.

 

[Scat]

I'll have to have the palm reader confirm that.

Dude, you're going to the Utah Renaissance Faire. It don't take no palm reader to verify that you will in fact be in hell next Saturday.

 

[Scat]

By the way I like chocolate much better than that silly wax idea.

Hey, if you're going to plunge to your death you may as well do it while on an endorphin high.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Dude, you're going to the Utah Renaissance Faire. It don't take no palm reader to verify that you will in fact be in hell next Saturday.

I went last weekend. It was a lot of fun. Real live jousting.

 

[GoJazz]

So I was totally behind one of these mobile homes and took pictures. I was sort of suprised they pic'd a date so close to the present. Seems if you are going to make this up you at least give yourself 10-20 years to live.

 

[Gameface]

There needs to be a post-rapture party somewhere for all the fun people who didn't get the invite.

Well it's sort of short notice for a poker game, but if the rapture comes we could probably work something out. I'm assuming there will no more work after the end times, right?

 

[moevillini]

...I'm assuming there will no more work after the end times, right?

well there may be plenty of pets to take care of - cats, dogs, llamas, camels and donkeys...


that'll keep the heathen busy

 

[Surely]

Man, this totally sucks. We are (or should I say were) going to Japan next Monday. I hate when the world ends right before you have something fun planned. Why couldn't it end right before we come back? I wonder if I can get some sort of refund from the airline companies.

 

[LogGrad98]

Well we are possibly getting evicted due to a foreclosure on the house we are leasing, so I would be ok with it ending on Saturday.

 

[PearlWatson]

Man, this totally sucks. We are (or should I say were) going to Japan next Monday. I hate when the world ends right before you have something fun planned. Why couldn't it end right before we come back? I wonder if I can get some sort of refund from the airline companies.

You want another Tsunami?

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Well we are possibly getting evicted due to a foreclosure on the house we are leasing, so I would be ok with it ending on Saturday.

Whats worse? The rapture or getting evicted?