End of the world is next Saturday. What do you have planned?

[Deleted member 848]

That said, I had my first affair, told my boss to take this job and shove it, stole a car, started a fire, pooped in a toilet at Home Depot (ok more than one), tore that little tag off a mattress, jaywalked, ran a stop sign, kicked a puppy, refused to tip at least 15% at lunch, took a number at the DMV and just left, told Trout I really wanted some insurance then said "no thanks" when he got all excited, and went around punching people in the face all day today. I ain't going with the rapture people so I might as well have some fun while I can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf2aI0CPqQE

 

[Sloanfeld]

I am literally the ONLY person alive in the eastern time zone.

NOT EVEN THE END OF THE WORLD CAN STOP ME. HAHAHAHAHA.

WHO CAN STOP SLOANFELD??????????????????

40 MINUTES TO LIVE, SLOANFIDELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The-Joker]

I am literally the ONLY person alive in the eastern time zone.

NOT EVEN THE END OF THE WORLD CAN STOP ME. HAHAHAHAHA.

WHO CAN STOP SLOANFELD??????????????????

40 MINUTES TO LIVE, SLOANFIDELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're like a really ****** dr. evil.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Son of a bitch. They knocked on my door and I missed them.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Nice one, Chad.

 

[LogGrad98]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chad Feldheimer again.

That is one of the best posts on Jazz Fanz.

 

[freakazoid]

I am so ****ing pissed off. Now I have to work on monday.

 

[Sloanfeld]

https://hubpages.com/hub/Modern-Day-End-of-the-World-Scam-Artists-Rake-In-80-Million-Dollars

 

[TroutBum]

Geez, how many "end of the world" dates are there? I don't believe in any of this stuff and try to ignore it as much as possible. I've been bombarded with stories of destructive earthquakes, floods, and fires and my friend couldn't stop talking about it this afternoon during lunch. So now, I think I'm gonna go buy myself a lifejacket, a canoe, and sit on my roof until Sunday gets here. You know, just in case.

Now that is some funny crap right there.

 

[The-Joker]

Now that is some funny crap right there.

 

[TroutBum]

 

[moevillini]

If we never see or hear from Harold Camping again, could that mean he was taken in the Rapture?

I wonder how many people ran away on that day, or maybe even faked their own "Rapture" disappearance?

 

[Duck Rodgers]

My street looks like a shallow river right now. The canoe is a good call.

 

[One Brow]

Son#1 is graduating from high school that day, so I have a full day planned.

Magna *** Laude!

 

[moevillini]

Magna *** Laude!

gotta love the filter!

congrats????

 

[One Brow]

Thank you.

 

[The Thriller]

I worked.

 

[Scat]

 

[candrew]

If we never see or hear from Harold Camping again, could that mean he was taken in the Rapture?

I wonder how many people ran away on that day, or maybe even faked their own "Rapture" disappearance?

On a serious note his radio station has assets of somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 million. What do you think the chances are this clown pays back some of the people who dipped into their own pocket to spread his word with billboard advertising, etc?

Yeah, those folks are dupes and while I doubt he has any legal obligation I'd love to see a class action suit against him just to put him on the spot.

 

[SaltyDawg]

On a serious note his radio station has assets of somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 million. What do you think the chances are this clown pays back some of the people who dipped into their own pocket to spread his word with billboard advertising, etc?

Yeah, those folks are dupes and while I doubt he has any legal obligation I'd love to see a class action suit against him just to put him on the spot.

I agree with you. However, what makes him any different from any other religion that we don't agree with?

Should Catholics or Mormons or any other religions have to refund any money that people contributed if they decide to leave that church?