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Tony

Tony

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I'm not big on football and I can never really get into it because I don't have a team to cheer for. Every year I try and like a team. A ****ty team so that no one can accuse me of being a band wagon fan. But every year I choose a team and every year that team suddenly starts doing good or there's some reason to be accused of being a bandwagoneer. One year it was the Seahawks, then the Chiefs. Now, the Browns. The Browns drafted Johnny whats-his-face and now people have a reason. God damnit. Who should I try and root for now? :/
 
Tony said:
I'm not big on football and I can never really get into it because I don't have a team to cheer for. Every year I try and like a team. A ****ty team so that no one can accuse me of being a band wagon fan. But every year I choose a team and every year that team suddenly starts doing good or there's some reason to be accused of being a bandwagoneer. One year it was the Seahawks, then the Chiefs. Now, the Browns. The Browns drafted Johnny whats-his-face and now people have a reason. God damnit. Who should I try and root for now? :/
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Oilers!
 
Never actually met a Jaguars fan, even when they are doing well. You could probably roll with the Bengals as well. There aren't any bandwagon Bengals fans. Hell, any of the cats work.
 
12. Cincinnati Bengals. (Super Bowl appearances: 2. Super Bowl wins: 0.) This might be too low: The Bengals lost two Super Bowls, to the same team no less, in tight, painful fashion. Plus, they had a horrible management system in place until fairly recently. Their recent habit of making the playoffs but not doing much (or even really being noticed) once they get there is of note as well. Chili's great, though.
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Hmm. Reminds me of the Jazz. Think i'll read up on them.
 
The Vikings? they are 0/4 in championship games, have good division rivalries with Chicago, Green Bay and Detroit and usually have exciting players plus Adrian Peterson is alot of fun to watch on a weekly basis
 
Stoked said:
I'll ban you Tony. About to ban Triangle Man for even sinking so low as to suggest that trash team.
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dur... they suck, which is why he won't be accused of doing the bandwagon thing.

I could have suggested the Chargers and Chiefs too.. but they are both pretty good.

I take back the Rams too, they aren't terrible and just a few moves/signings away from being pretty good.

So... Raiders, Brown, any Cats... and don't forget Washington.
 
Triangle Man said:
dur... they suck, which is why he won't be accused of doing the bandwagon thing.

I could have suggested the Chargers and Chiefs too.. but they are both pretty good.

I take back the Rams too, they aren't terrible and just a few moves/signings away from being pretty good.

So... Raiders, Brown, any Cats... and don't forget Washington.
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Even I know that every douchebag, criminal and idiot is a Raiders fan. No way I wanna be associated with that retarded fan base
 
Every. Damn. Time. you see roadwork going on Tony....Every. Damn. Time. you see building construction. Every. Damn. Time. you see housing going up......you're one step closer to having a team. The Utah Something or Otherzz. Patience. Don't force yourself into any unworthy fan bases.
 
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Wait, so Johnny-whats-his-face is gonna turn around the Browns? I don't think so. Stay put.
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Didn't say that. Do you realize how many people will jump on as Browns fans because they drafted him?
 
Tony said:
Didn't say that. Do you realize how many people will jump on as Browns fans because they drafted him?
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I know what you said. Whatever it means, the bottom line is that a real fan would wait it out. Sucks to be you though.

I've been a Patriots fan since before Belichick and Brady.... so I know what it's like to be mistaken for a bandwagoner ... and I know what it's like to see an idiotic flock of bandwagoners rushing on ... and I know what it's like to deal with a generally obnoxious fan base. Still a fan.
 
I am a fan of the perfect team for exactly this conundrum: the Bears. They are good enough to give you some hope, but in the end choke it out and don't really get anywhere, they keep teasing they will get better and then they don't, and they have a storied history so you can have some discussions with lots of other fans. Perfect team for a non-serious fan.
 
Join me in cheering for the Jets. They've sucked since Moby Dick was a minnow. Definitely no bandwagoners on this train.
 
Tony said:
I'm not big on football and I can never really get into it because I don't have a team to cheer for. Every year I try and like a team. A ****ty team so that no one can accuse me of being a band wagon fan. But every year I choose a team and every year that team suddenly starts doing good or there's some reason to be accused of being a bandwagoneer. One year it was the Seahawks, then the Chiefs. Now, the Browns. The Browns drafted Johnny whats-his-face and now people have a reason. God damnit. Who should I try and root for now? :/
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Why don't you tell your snobby *** Burger King and Maverik clerks that you don't give a damn about football and are rooting for the logo on your cap as an underdog loving bandwagon prick?

Sports purists equal the douchbaggery of Cyclists, environmentalists, Pearl Wartson, the Amish, and the children of middle class assholes pretending to be upper middle class by wearing their school issued uniform sweater around their shoulders at the county carnival.
 
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