fanny pack

[Deleted member 848]

How many things do you have to have in your fanny pack to qualify as legit, non-ironic usage?

If it made practical sense-- I'd wear a fanny pack & I wouldn't give a **** as to what people thought about it either.

Bolded for UGLI cuz he seems to think that I'd only rock a fanny-pack ironically.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Coming from someone who puts a decent amount of effort in what he wears every day.

Are you suggesting that fashion and practically are mutually exclusive? Because they're not.


Not putting deodorant on is practical, because aluminum is bad for you and it's a waste of money-- yet, people still wear it.



For myself, dressing carelessly is the equivalent of forgetting to put on deodorant. It floats my boat.


Still, fashion and function are not mutually exclusive. In fact, practicality is often very fashionable-- and to me, I would have utmost confidence in picking a fanny pack that suits me if I really needed one for some reason (which I don't-- cuz I have a wallet and backpack).

 

[UGLI baby]

Are you suggesting that fashion and practically are mutually exclusive? Because they're not.


Not putting deodorant on is practical, because aluminum is bad for you and it's a waste of money-- yet, people still wear it.



For myself, dressing carelessly is the equivalent of forgetting to put on deodorant. It floats my boat.


Still, fashion and function are not mutually exclusive. In fact, practicality is often very fashionable-- and to me, I would have utmost confidence in picking a fanny pack that suits me if I really needed one for some reason (which I don't-- cuz I have a wallet and backpack).

Do you not wear deo?

 

[default]

Why is it called a fanny pack when it covers your tummy?

I must be on Archie's Iggy List.

 

[Hantlers]

Do you not wear deo?

Maybe that's why all those middle-easterners smell so damn bad.

 

[Hantlers]

I was expecting a thorough post from Colton on the advantages of the fanny pack.

Zero doubt that he has, and still does, wear one.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Hah, I dunno.

All I mean is I have this friend from college and the other day he posted a bathroom selfie in Vegas and had a neon fanny pack on and thought it was the height of hilarity that he was wearing a neon fanny pack and was about to hit the strip.

**** like that bothers me^. Tryin too hard.

selfie is gayish.

dudes should not make selfies.

unless its of their dick sending to some chick. a la greg oden

also a dude sending an other dude a selfie is 100% gay(not gayish)

 

[franklin]

Are you suggesting that fashion and practically are mutually exclusive? Because they're not.


Not putting deodorant on is practical, because aluminum is bad for you and it's a waste of money-- yet, people still wear it.



For myself, dressing carelessly is the equivalent of forgetting to put on deodorant. It floats my boat.


Still, fashion and function are not mutually exclusive. In fact, practicality is often very fashionable-- and to me, I would have utmost confidence in picking a fanny pack that suits me if I really needed one for some reason (which I don't-- cuz I have a wallet and backpack).

Kids.

 

[franklin]

I wear a rhinestoned Cindy Crawford bra on the outside bros. it's fashionedable, practical, and styliked.

 

[bigb]

I wear a rhinestoned Cindy Crawford bra on the outside bros. it's fashionedable, practical, and styliked.

I love you in that. Homo all the way.

 

[TroutBum]

Srs hate anyone who wears a fanny pack ironically, or does anything ironically for that matter.

All I mean is I have this friend from college and the other day he posted a bathroom selfie in Vegas and had a neon fanny pack on and thought it was the height of hilarity that he was wearing a neon fanny pack and was about to hit the strip.

**** like that bothers me^. Tryin too hard.

You are the uncrowned King of "Tryin' Too Hard", and it's not even close, doe.

 

[VINYLONE]

Hey is fanny pack okay for guys.

thinking of getting 1 for when not wearing cargo pants.


are they gayish?

You're so ****ing euro it's ridiculous.

 

[DutchJazzer]

You're so ****ing euro it's ridiculous.

ooh really.

im sexy and i know it

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Dutch, which handbag are you Euro boys walking around with these days? I need to buy one for my mom for Mother's Day.

 

[addictionary]

^ This joke is growing so slow that I got bored at the middle of the sentence.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Dutch, which handbag are you Euro boys walking around with these days? I need to buy one for my mom for Mother's Day.

will check for you next time i'm cruising on the street in my skinny jeans and fanny pack

 

[Harambe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MCeRU9nQtE
All you need to know.