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Fans of the Utah Jazz are dead last

Two thoughts. Utah probably leads NBA populations in home schooling too. So if we were ranking Biblical History and Eternal Math, then Utah would rank #1.

Also. **** anyone who tries to get anything out of reading a USA Today. It's like the King Vitamin of newspapers.

You might be surprised Texas has very large numbers of home schoolers.
 
OK than, there driving me crazy by saying Jazzfanz posters can't write so good...When I read alot of you're posts, I see nothing wrong. Irregardless, I take that as a complement.
 
Well, before I became a Jazz fan last year I had been pretty active on others teams message boards online for around 10 years... Bulls, Magic, Warriors... You name it. I realized JazzFan's average post quality was massively higher. Actually this was one of the reasons I decided to be a Jazz fan. If you ignore clueless post-whöres and occasional trolls you can see there are tons of bright guys here. Or go take a quick look around elsewhere and you'll see what I mean.
 
OK, here's your assignment. Scour fan boards. Determine how many mistakes in spelling or grammar are made per 100 words. Create a chart ranking the fan bases based on the number of grammatical mistakes averaged per 100 words.

Now, in the future, if you behave yourself for once, we will assign you to cover an actual sporting event. Until then, you are low man on the totem pole, and if we catch you sleeping in your cubicle again, we will have more completely meaningless assignments you can tackle....
 
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