Fantasy Draft: Sandwiches
- Thread starter Saint Cy of JFC
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As expected, a bitch made cry baby.
You trolled the entire time. I should have just kicked you out and let someone take your place that actually wanted to participate. It was a mistake on my part, but I enjoyed the comedy of your picks. I dont want further trolling by people actually voting for you.
Cy is just a dick 100% of the time. I think almost everyone is used to it by now.
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The biggest controversy of the 2017 Fantasy Sandwich Draft is now over. No good draft is devoid of controversy but now that the shenanigans and tomfoolery of the of the open faced "sandwich" debacle are now over, we can move on to the final pick of the draft....
Making this pick I'm certain I will lose votes as the combination of these ingredients is probably bizarre and other worldly the common man. People will say "What the **** this is disgusting" or "What vile creature would think of such a combination of ingredients". But I assure you, this sandwich is the ultimate munchie sandwich. I was once known as King Cy, and this sandwich is endorsed by a King in his own right, Elvis.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE ELVIS
Peanut butter, sliced bananas, and bacon stuffed between two pieces of bread (because that is what a sandwich is, stuff between two slices of stuff) and grilled to perfection. The result is ridiculously good. Before you lay judgment down, which I'm sure most will, I implore you to try one out. Most households have bacon, bananas, bread, peanut butter, and a stove equipped with a pan on hand. Go out there and live life.
Voting process:
I've discussed this earlier but voting process will all be done at once, no "vs" rounds like in the basketball drafts. I dont think those are accurate representations of what people think overall. Instead there will be 3 simultaneous polls. There will be a poll for the sandwich group is the best, a poll for teh group you feel is 2nd best, and a final poll for the sandwich you think is the 3rd best. A 1st place poll vote is worth 3 points, a 2nd place poll vote worth 2 points, and a 3rd place poll vote worth two points. I will keep the polls open until the end of teh weekday. At the end of that votes will be tallied and we will determine the ranks of the groups we have picked.
For voters: This is very key: YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR YOUR OWN SANDWICH. Doing so will negate your vote. If you choose not to vote, then w/e, but it would be great if everyone voted. Also, I would say to act like you are picking w/ the mindset of selecting the group that you would want to eat if you could only eat 5 sandwiches for the rest of your life.
Making this pick I'm certain I will lose votes as the combination of these ingredients is probably bizarre and other worldly the common man. People will say "What the **** this is disgusting" or "What vile creature would think of such a combination of ingredients". But I assure you, this sandwich is the ultimate munchie sandwich. I was once known as King Cy, and this sandwich is endorsed by a King in his own right, Elvis.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE ELVIS
Peanut butter, sliced bananas, and bacon stuffed between two pieces of bread (because that is what a sandwich is, stuff between two slices of stuff) and grilled to perfection. The result is ridiculously good. Before you lay judgment down, which I'm sure most will, I implore you to try one out. Most households have bacon, bananas, bread, peanut butter, and a stove equipped with a pan on hand. Go out there and live life.
Voting process:
I've discussed this earlier but voting process will all be done at once, no "vs" rounds like in the basketball drafts. I dont think those are accurate representations of what people think overall. Instead there will be 3 simultaneous polls. There will be a poll for the sandwich group is the best, a poll for teh group you feel is 2nd best, and a final poll for the sandwich you think is the 3rd best. A 1st place poll vote is worth 3 points, a 2nd place poll vote worth 2 points, and a 3rd place poll vote worth two points. I will keep the polls open until the end of teh weekday. At the end of that votes will be tallied and we will determine the ranks of the groups we have picked.
For voters: This is very key: YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR YOUR OWN SANDWICH. Doing so will negate your vote. If you choose not to vote, then w/e, but it would be great if everyone voted. Also, I would say to act like you are picking w/ the mindset of selecting the group that you would want to eat if you could only eat 5 sandwiches for the rest of your life.
Hotdog
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Lol. You are really scared I'm gonna win. Thats the only way you can defeat me at anything. You have to CHEAT!
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I guess enforcing rules is now being a dick. I guess this is what fatherhood feels like, dealing with children.
Read the thread, we already talked about it and I already gave my answer.
Abridged Version: It can be eaten on the go, eaten with hands, is stuff between two layers of stuff.