First time, tonight.

[scootsy]

Guys let me remind you this: "True Beauty is from the Inside".

Is that why you're single?

 

[Dr. Jones]

What the.

The vid.. ?????

 

[Stifle Tower]

At your age, PKM, the trick is to let them see the Ferrari keychain BEFORE you try the pickup line.

 

[The Midnight]

The vid.. ?????

Can't you just skim through the vid and tell us quickly if she was hotter than Miley or not? I think we all at least deserve that, we did stretch this experience of yours to 5 full pages after all.

 

[scootsy]

Poor ole' PKM. just remember that impotence is natures way of saying "No hard feelings!"

 

[Dr. Jones]

Can't you just skim through the vid and tell us quickly if she was hotter than Miley or not? I think we all at least deserve that, we did stretch this experience of yours to 5 full pages after all.

I never asked for your input.

This girl .. compared to Miley???? Hahahaha... I can't even ..

 

[Dr. Jones]

Poor ole' PKM. just remember that impotence is natures way of saying "No hard feelings!"

Your wife seems cool. Kudos.

 

[The Midnight]

I never asked for your input.

This girl .. compared to Miley???? Hahahaha... I can't even ..

Hmm.. now i'm starting to feel your pain.. lol

 

[scootsy]

Your wife seems cool. Kudos.

She said this was the last time... She's tired of having to call in a reliever, and I'm tired of being your closer.

 

[babe]

I have never, ever, had an embarrassing shot down...... until tonight.

Don't get me wrong.. I wasn't trying to pick the girl up or nothin.. just harmless flirting.

Anyway, my lil cousin stopped by with her friend.. (bout 23 I'd say). Hot. Hot. HOT.

So having grown up here in KY and knowing she went to my same HS.. I was all playin reeko swavay.. and asked what her last name was (as if trying to jog my memory).

She said, "Holiday.. but my dad went to HS at a different school."

Holeeeeeeee ****.. bros.

this falls in the same category as the philosopher jokes. you get a few choices in life. . . you can go for the hot chicks and become a slave, or go for one who's just going to be grateful.

before very long. . . . well, within fifty years. . . . chicks will all become grateful.

When I was oh maybe six or seven years old, my uncle explained his happy marriage to pock-faced Aunt Eva . . ."They all look the same in the dark."

the way I've coped with this problem is by making it a point with myself to talk to the kids just enough to become glad I don't actually have to.

 

[Stoked]

At your age, PKM, the trick is money.

Fixed

 

[Gameface]

Then anything is permissible.

Not only is that wrong.

Not only is that extremely simple minded.

Not only does it show a lack of understanding of both God and mankind.

It's offensive.