Following potential 2015 draftees

[Handlogten's Heros]

Disagreed. Some reliable birdies have told me what a disaster he was inside Arizona's locker room and that the staff couldn't wait for him to leave... Can't have that type of crap muddying up our chemistry.

How did you even hear about him... He's never played in the D League.

I do remember his coach saying he had to do stuff to keep him engaged... Like making practices competitive. I was a dick when I was 18... Can't imagine how big of a dick I'd have been if I was a mcdonalds all American and about to get paid. Some of this stuff is likely overblown... Most of these guys are dicks but you hope they grow up.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

No idea where to put this tidbit, but Locke always refers to Mario Hezonja as Hezinga... I do not want him based on this alone... He's the new Stoiyaskus.

 

[BTP]

How did you even hear about him... He's never played in the D League.

I do remember his coach saying he had to do stuff to keep him engaged... Like making practices competitive. I was a dick when I was 18... Can't imagine how big of a dick I'd have been if I was a mcdonalds all American and about to get paid. Some of this stuff is likely overblown... Most of these guys are dicks but you hope they grow up.

So what does that tell you about all the other McDonalds All Americans, which are as well 18 years old and somehow dont have to get engaged all the time?

 

[orangello]

No idea where to put this tidbit, but Locke always refers to Mario Hezonja as Hezinga... I do not want him based on this alone... He's the new Stoiyaskus.

On a side note, I wonder if a decent comp for Hezonja might be JR Smith but with less crazy (and less tats). Both have a good jumpshot, both are athletic and both have a bit of an attitude.

Just a thought.

 

[Park Bites]

How did you even hear about him... He's never played in the D League.

I do remember his coach saying he had to do stuff to keep him engaged... Like making practices competitive. I was a dick when I was 18... Can't imagine how big of a dick I'd have been if I was a mcdonalds all American and about to get paid. Some of this stuff is likely overblown... Most of these guys are dicks but you hope they grow up.

you are confusing highlandhomie with homietennis

 

[Park Bites]

On a side note, I wonder if a decent comp for Hezonja might be JR Smith but with less crazy (and less tats). Both have a good jumpshot, both are athletic and both have a bit of an attitude.

Just a thought.

possible but I like Dan majerle as a comp

 

[orangello]

possible but I like Dan majerle as a comp

I like that one too. Just throwing out a non-white comp for him.

 

[fishonjazz]

possible but I like Dan majerle as a comp

Winner. (Both players in the comp must have the same skin color. Duh)

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

No idea where to put this tidbit, but Locke always refers to Mario Hezonja as Hezinga... I do not want him based on this alone... He's the new Stoiyaskus.

If that's the problem, I'd rather draft Hezonja and get rid of Locke. Or we can just teach locke to call him super Mario. BTW, I wonder if Locke is a fan of Big bang theory, and he has bazinga on the brain when he's thinking of Hezonja.

 

[Park Bites]

Winner. (Both players in the comp must have the same skin color. Duh)

I don't know have you seen the tan on Dan?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

If that's the problem, I'd rather draft Hezonja and get rid of Locke. Or we can just teach locke to call him super Mario. BTW, I wonder if Locke is a fan of Big bang theory, and he has bazinga on the brain when he's thinking of Hezonja.

Its a cross between Porzingis and Hezonja... it kills me every time.

 

[Park Bites]

how about hezonja and Trevor ariza?