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For The Creepy-Stalker Types of JazzFanz:

Like it or not... Kobe was accused of rape, and probably would have served some time in the pen, if there wasn't some huge settlement out of court. Kobe was hidin' his ***. There was evidence whether you deny it or not. The fact that he (as was said) cheated on his wife merely a month after their child was born, justifies an extraordinary amount of hate saved just for him.

We don't hate you because of your work ethic Kobe, we hate you because you were accused of rape.
 
has anybody ever tried that sleep number mattress?



I guess you have to be intelligent enough to be able to count in order to use it. That might be a problem for some folks.



I wonder if couples who use them ever change their partner's number while they're sleeping?
 
I honestly hate Kobe because as Trout stated, he's a "jaw putter-outer." I can't stand that ****. MJ never did that. Now Kobe and others need to feel tough.
 
From Kobe's statement after the incident (I don't have access to it now, but it was pretty descriptive, talking about her being bent over a chair, etc.) it sounded like he was forceful, but didn't consuider his actions rape. That doesn't sound like a guy being set-up to me. How many guys she's slept with? Really? How many snail trails were crusted onto Kobe's chode? What would that say about him? Would that permit anyone to force him into a sexual encounter? Would that mean that he would never turn anyone down for sex? Does that take away his right to turn someone down?
 
Gameface said:
From Kobe's statement after the incident (I don't have access to it now, but it was pretty descriptive, talking about her being bent over a chair, etc.) it sounded like he was forceful, but didn't consuider his actions rape. That doesn't sound like a guy being set-up to me. How many guys she's slept with? Really? How many snail trails were crusted onto Kobe's chode? What would that say about him? Would that permit anyone to force him into a sexual encounter? Would that mean that he would never turn anyone down for sex? Does that take away his right to turn someone down?
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How does being bent over a chair constitute rape? Refer to Snoop's breakthrough album please.
 
David Stern said:
In a completely unrelated note, I decided to not buy an Intellibed. Those things are not comfortable enough. Instead, I now have a King-Sized Tempurpedic one. And I'm not married, so I get it all to myself. Life is good.
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Thank you for this information, I was really going to ask, as I am in the market for a new mattress.
 
KrazeeEyezKilla said:
How does being bent over a chair constitute rape? Refer to Snoop's breakthrough album please.
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It doesn't. I was thinking that the reference might jog people's memories as to the press conference I was talking about. It was more detailed and Kobe acknowledge being forceful but stated that that is what he thought the girl wanted, but now realized that she didn't.

I think I found it, I'll post it if it's what I think it is.

EDIT: Eh, maybe I'm out in left field. I'm not finding it.
 
David Stern said:
I now have a King-Sized Tempurpedic one [bed]. And I'm not married, so I get it all to myself. Life is good.
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In the words of the great bard of the 80's,

Billy Squire said:
Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...

You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me,
stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now

You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by...
keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now

Better listen now (said) it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don'tcha take no chances keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances you can't stop you just stroke me,
stroke me
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That may be true, but it's avoiding the point at hand: you were given an easy set-up for a funny retort, and all you could muster was a bumbling, awkward, "...no... I'll sleep on the bed." You blew it.

-Craig
 
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