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H.E. Pennypacker said:
If you're not married, you should be sleeping in a LA-Z-Boy with chip crumbs on your chest and a beer in hand.
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If he spent less time at the office trying to figure out how to screw the Jazz perhaps he would have more time to have one of these wives or perhaps 2 or 3.
 
Craig K. Manscill said:
That may be true, but it's avoiding the point at hand: you were given an easy set-up for a funny retort, and all you could muster was a bumbling, awkward, "...no... I'll sleep on the bed." You blew it.

-Craig
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Heaven forbid I don't try and make everything into a joke. Seriously, get over the fact that I don't like your videos already.
 
David Stern said:
In a completely unrelated note, I decided to not buy an Intellibed. Those things are not comfortable enough. Instead, I now have a King-Sized Tempurpedic one. And I'm not married, so I get it all to myself. Life is good.
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H.E. Pennypacker said:
If you're not married, you should be sleeping in a LA-Z-Boy with chip crumbs on your chest and a beer in hand.
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shows what you know Pennypacker....
actually the sofa or LA-Z-Boy is a great place for a married man to sleep with a bag of chips open on his chest. I know married men would probably look forward to that time alone in a comfy spot with the remote in one hand and a beer in the other.

and I really like your urine violation post Marcus, but it wouldn't let me give any more rep points at the moment...
maybe tomorrow, if I remember
 
I don't know about all of you, but where I'm from, peeing on a stapler ALWAYS delivers a laugh.
 
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