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GAME 1(!): Your UTAH JAZZ hosting OKLAHOBOS -- Wednesday Oct30 7pm MST -- ROOT Sports

Dr. Jones

In pursuit of #9
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The start of a new season, the BEGINNING of a new era.

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Go Jazz!! I want to see our guys push OKC hard. No fear.
 
The start of a new season, the BEGINNING of a new era.

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There's something fishy about this picture. That tank commander looks way too big to fit inside of that tank. Did you cut off that poor man's legs just to stuff him in there for your stupid photo op? Don't try to tell me there's no way you'd ever do that sort of thing because it's plain as day that you whacked off his right elbow for no apparent reason at all. Did you do that just to get your jollys? People like you make me sick.
 
The start of a new season, the BEGINNING of a new era.

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There's something fishy about this picture. That tank commander looks way too big to fit inside of that tank. Did you cut off that poor man's legs just to stuff him in there for your stupid photo op? Don't try to tell me there's no way you'd ever do that sort of thing because it's plain as day that you whacked off his right elbow for no apparent reason at all. Did you do that just to get your jollys? People like you make me sick.
 
There's something fishy about this picture. That tank commander looks way too big to fit inside of that tank. Did you cut off that poor man's legs just to stuff him in there for your stupid photo op? Don't try to tell me there's no way you'd ever do that sort of thing because it's plain as day that you whacked off his right elbow for no apparent reason at all. Did you do that just to get your jollys? People like you make me sick.

It kind of looks like he's wearing a tank shaped Halloween custome.
 
Repped for the 1st gamethread of the new enthusiastic season.

But a neg coming for tanking attitude when available.


Haven't you seen Gobert play?!?
 
Tanking is not an attitude.. at least not for the Jazz. They/we are winners every but the scoreboard.
 
Side note, has anyone seen the printed tickets this year? They're the size of a damn tablet.
 
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