General Conference - Fall 2010

[TroutBum]

Did I hurt your little feelings? You have no idea how I grew up dumbass. Typical response by the sheep.

Of course you hurt my feelings, I'm a bishop and in charge of the food storage for the whole stake. I know exactly how you grew up; a spoiled little Skyline/East side chump, who injected roids into you and your friends asses and tried to look cool at school by wearing ankle socks and walking on your tip-toes to show off your calf muscles. I know your ilk, jerk face.

p.s. I'm not a sheep, I'm a horse.

 

[UB]

Man this thread is cool. Almost as cool as my hip new signature pic. Hunky dudes will always end an argument, I say.

 

[UB]

just look at em

 

[TroutBum]

How can you not? Daaayum.

 

[Scat]

Wait a minute... I got semi-chastised for posting pics of gay men. I'm calling foul! Alright, my pics were were a little more obnoxious and were simply deleted by a mod but still... it's a pic of gay men!!

 

[Craig K. Manscill]

Alright, MAYBE we're in the middle of yet another civil rights revolution where a group of people should have rights but don't, but when have these old men I so revere led me wrong before in similar situations? .... Okay, maybe they've been wrong on every civil rights issue in the last century, but seriously, these guys can tell good stories and they're old and wise looking. Plus it makes my mom happy when I listen to what they say.

- Craig

 

[UB]

Wait a minute... I got semi-chastised for posting pics of gay men. I'm calling foul! Alright, my pics were were a little more obnoxious and were simply deleted by a mod but still... it's a pic of gay men!!

Wait, excuse me. What indicates these men are gay, and why would that be a bad thing? Are you one of those dudes that wear a swimsuit and flipflops in the locker room at the gym?

 

[Scat]

Why is the world going to end in a few years? Geez everyone be afraid? My parents were gulllible enough to fall for that scam of having to buy dehydrated meat from the church and then forcing me to eat the crap. I can tell you that listening to a talk about food storage would be as exciting as watching paint dry.

You find it gulliable to be preparred? And it doesn't take the end of the world to wish you had saved up on certain items.

I lived in SoCal during the Northridge Earthquake. For the first 3 days the grocery stores were flat out closed. There was no running water and no electricity. If you didn't have it in your house you couldn't get it. Some of the most basic necessities such as water were impossible to get. Once the grocery stores did open you could only buy non-perishable goods. They couldn't sell refrigerated items or perishable goods due to the power having been off. Items such as bottled water, batteries, toliet paper and canned goods flew off the shelf. People were limited to a certain amount of each item. You also had to be escorted through the store by an armed guard with a flashlight. This was a relatively minor quake in the grand scheme of things but it is also the one event in my life that made me decide that food storage is a great idea. I lived this crap for just one week. I can't imagine needing to live like this for months, years or even indefinitely.

I have no problem with the church preaching prepardness and food storage. All it takes is one quake, one major fire, one riot, one terrorist attack and you will be wishing you weren't such an idiot and payed a little more attention.

I also keep a couple of guns and plenty of ammo because asshats like you that think being preparred is "boring" and gullible. Call me paranoid but I've been there and have seen the benefits of having extra stored up.

 

[Scat]

Wait, excuse me. What indicates these men are gay, and why would that be a bad thing? Are you one of those dudes that wear a swimsuit and flipflops in the locker room at the gym?

Did I say there was anything wrong with it?

 

[CONAN]

The leadership of the church encourages us to not follow them blindly. As some have said, it is upon individual members to gain personal revelation (through fasting, prayer, etc.) about any doctrine they are struggling with.

 

[UB]

Did I say there was anything wrong with it?

What was your pic? Were the dudes better looking than mine? I'm sure it was equally innocuous. Maybe pm me the pic and I'll evaluate both sets of hunks side-by-side (boy, I wish THAT were my dayjob!!).

 

[cowhide]

Of course you hurt my feelings, I'm a bishop and in charge of the food storage for the whole stake. I know exactly how you grew up; a spoiled little Skyline/East side chump, who injected roids into you and your friends asses and tried to look cool at school by wearing ankle socks and walking on your tip-toes to show off your calf muscles. I know your ilk, jerk face.

p.s. I'm not a sheep, I'm a horse.

You seem more like a jackass. The mormons are scrapping the barrel if you really are a bishop? I am not from Utah so again you show how uninfomed you are. Now go back and cry to your mommy that someone is picking on you and your food storage. Maybe you want to eat some of the dehyrdated (****). It certainly cleared out my system and God knows you need to have your system cleaned out because you are full of **** with all your holier-than-thou bishop attitude. You do not know what I endured growing up and you certainly know nothing about me. Now go back to cycling your food storage shelf.