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Dude.. you should have told her they were fennel seed. Worked the first time.

I went with...

"A friend of a friend had a party while his parents were out of town and payed me $20 to let him put all the beer cans in our trash can."

Worked soooo good.
 
When I was about 19 I was home from College and living with my Mom for the summer. I had a little bag of Fennel seeds in my room and my Mom confronted me one day and asked me what I was smoking in my room. I was like, "wut?" and then she showed me the bag of fennel seeds and I died laughing. Also, later that Summer my Mom found hundreds of beer cans in the garbage outside when she returned home from a trip and I didnt die laughing that time.

/True Story(s) Bro's

A gift for Chef Ann before you met. I knew it was destiny.

Also, you'll find grandmum easier to trick I think.
 
Olive oil to your steak man. Makes for Grade A quality. Oil your meat yo.

This is what rendered beef fat is for, way better than olive oil. That way you can oil your fat meat with meat fat yo.
 
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