"Hammers down the free throw"

[Hopper]

Don't you get hammered all the time?

Hammered like a big-*** boxxa nails, sho nuff. It ROCKS, eh? I been studyin on it tho, on how to say "internal combustion engined a Babe." Don't sound quite right, sumhowze. I dont wanna run round sayin I 'pistoned" a Babe, because that makes me think of that baby-faced whiner, Billy-Bob Laimbeer.

Like good ole Brownie McGhee usta say:

"They sumthin wrong wit yo motor, Darlin, Imma hafta look up under yo hood...

I gotz this here feelin that ole Brownie can do yo motor sum good."

Sumthin bout a car, cuz, like, the onliest thang close to bein a purty as a Babe is a hot rod Lincoln, I figure.

 

[Hitman]

I know it is a little thing, but does it bother anybody else when Bolerjack says this? To me, hammering down some points = dunking the ball. But he uses it all weird. For example, I would never say, "AK hammers down the free throw." You can hit, drop, make, put in, etc. free throws, but you don't hammer them down.

Well, after the last game, you couldn't say AK hammered down any other sort of shot, but I digress. Yes, it annoys the bejesus outta me when he says that someone "hammers down the jump shot", or worse "hammers down the three", because like you, I associate hammer with drunk, er, dunk, so you could say "Evans hammers down the alley-oop" or "Price with the two-handed hammer" or "Hundley hammers down the play-by-play". Or you could use hammer to describe a block or a hard foul, like "AK hammers that shot into the stands" (hmmm, that one could be used for his own shot, actually), or "Fesenko with the hammer on a guy a foot shorter and a hundred pounds lighter", or "Boozer with the defensive hammer, that's out of there!" - oh, wait, I mis-heard, that was actually "Boozer with the defective hamstring, he's out of there". But yes, I agree.

 

[Shad]

I hate it when we have to hear how "someone is taking their talents to (so and so)." Every single game.

 

[MrBlue]

The only thing that bothers me is when they get into those Utah-centric or trivial tidbits. Like the Jello vs Fry Sauce garbage. They think it adds flavor to the broadcast, but I find it irritating.

Which is why Hot Rod was the best. All killer, no filler.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

At one time, I only used "hammer down" when it involved a nail. Then I took to the notion of "hammerin" Babez. After a spell, I just put it all together and now I only talks about "nailin Babes."

A nail? I thought your kind had a liking for nooses?

 

[billyshelby]

Hammers down the skip pass doesn't bug me half as much as Harpring calling players "hot." In the Memphis game, Raja missed his first 3 in the third quarter. He was 2-2 from 3 in the first half. In Harplogic, he was "hot" from 3. I think I'll be waiting a long time for Harp to be hot. Which I should be used to, but I thought I was over that.

 

[Pantz]

Looks like there's some fry sauce on that rim

 

[PearlWatson]

keep your fry sauce off the jello jigglers

 

[franklin]

Hammered like a big-*** boxxa nails, sho nuff. It ROCKS, eh? I been studyin on it tho, on how to say "internal combustion engined a Babe." Don't sound quite right, sumhowze. I dont wanna run round sayin I 'pistoned" a Babe, because that makes me think of that baby-faced whiner, Billy-Bob Laimbeer.

Like good ole Brownie McGhee usta say:

"They sumthin wrong wit yo motor, Darlin, Imma hafta look up under yo hood...

I gotz this here feelin that ole Brownie can do yo motor sum good."

Sumthin bout a car, cuz, like, the onliest thang close to bein a purty as a Babe is a hot rod Lincoln, I figure.

They ain't no blues band, but can I interest you in a little Bloodhound Gang? This song will have quite a few pleasuring treasures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

 

[gomretat]

What we really need is a few losses in a row so that fans quick posting and thinkng about things that are completely irrelevant.

 

[Fishsticks]

The only thing that bothers me is when they get into those Utah-centric or trivial tidbits. Like the Jello vs Fry Sauce garbage. They think it adds flavor to the broadcast, but I find it irritating.

Yeah that rant went on for DAYS! How embarassing for them that they thought it was that funny.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

I get it... if we get enough people saying how much we hate Boler we might just get Greg Miller/Jazz to come read the message board and hire someone else like Steve Brown!