Hayward is in town

[JohnnyClutch]

He's actually buying the place.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

My boyfriends back and smananahahneenee.

Heya heya my boyfriends back.

Heeeyyyyyyyyy

 

[The Midnight]

He's actually buying the place.

This.



Just to stick it to Utah one-more-time.

 

[Avery]

My sources are telling me that the Jazz will match Hayward.

My sauces are indicating that Hayward 'intrigued' with money and wants to 'make a buttload'.

 

[mellow]

So he checked in about an hour ago, is he now checking out?


Joking aside, it seemed strange to me that the dude doesnt have a place in Salt Lake. Then I remembered how cheap he is. He probably was living with Mr. And Mrs. Jeremy Evans last season.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

So he checked in about an hour ago, is he now checking out?


Joking aside, it seemed strange to me that the dude doesnt have a place in Salt Lake. The. I remembered how cheap he is. He probably was living with Mr. And Mrs. Jeremy Evans last season.

I was thinking the same thing, where does he stay during the season all these years? Doesn't Subway have a room above a store or something?

 

[slc]

Hayward has been living in a van down by the river.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Pioneer Park?
And he luvs those soup kitchens.

 

[mellow]

Hayward has been living in a van down by the river.

Kids, if you don't recognize this picture do yourself a big favor, google Chris Farley in a Van down by the river or find it on You Tube.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

He did have an bachelor apartment his first couple of years not sure if he had changed since (if you remember they did a peace that he was getting used to living on his own and didn't have/forgot to have toilet paper).
I would bet he let his lease expire if he did have a place since one his contract was up and two he was getting married.

 

[mellow]

Pioneer Park?
And he luvs those soup kitchens.

This is why the Jazz were never interested in acquiring Terrence Jones from Houston.

 

[Stifle Tower]

He did have an bachelor apartment his first couple of years not sure if he had changed since (if you remember they did a peace that he was getting used to living on his own and didn't have/forgot to have toilet paper).
I would bet he let his lease expire if he did have a place since one his contract was up and two he was getting married.

This.
Good info. I forgot about the toilet paper story. He and his wife are going to have fun shopping for a new house.

Realtor: Are you pre-approved?
Mrs. Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: Ummm, yeah, you really need to be pre-approved before we can submit an offer.
Mrs. Hayward: How much do we need to give you to submit an offer?
Realtor: Well, not the entire amount, but you will need 20% of the purchase price as a down payment
Gordon (pulling out a HUGE wad of cash): I think I have the 20% right here.
Realtor (blushing): OH MY...I wondered what that huge bulge was in your pants.
*(Awkward pause and nasty glare by Mrs. Hayward)
Realtor (clearing throat): Do you have a lender for the remainder of the loan?
Mrs Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: well, how are you going to pay for the house?
Gordon (putting his hands in his pocket and pushing out his pants impressively): Cash!