Hayward is in town

[trailing]

Wonderful news! Hopefully this gets finished quickly, really don't want Hayward to leave.

 

[Zulu]

I helped him clean out his storage unit yesterday and then we had a garage sale.

 

[UGLI baby]

Lol


£¥£

 

[jazzlurker]

Removing yourself permanently from the gene pool would help. AT least go in for a snip-snip so you can't reproduce.

Why are you attacking me? I'm just expressing my extreme duress. I was born a hermaphrodite and can't reproduce. I am alone in this world of pain. The only comfort I get is when I use extra Snuggle on my wooby and cuddle with my pillow. Please don't hurt my feelings anymore. Have some compassion for a loser like myself. You are a very bad bad man for kicking an outcast like myself.

 

[jazzlurker]

I can't stop crying. I am very very hurt. I am 58 and still don't know which way I am leaning. Wear a dress or a suit. My wife likes it when I wear both at the same time. You must drown baby dogs and throw kittens in the fire. You are a hurtful person.

 

[jazzlurker]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaah, wimper, tears, crying, tears, wailing. I see darkness, I think I'm dying. Why must you hate on a bald, Fupa bearing, dwarf like myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hurtful angry man!

 

[jazzlurker]

Ohhhhh the world is so lonely. Not an ounce of compassion.... No one on this board cares. I just tried to drown myself in a porta potty and choked on a peanut.

 

[addictionary]

What the **** are you?

 

[jazzlurker]

A liberated, depressed, schizo, bi-polar, bald, fat, dwarf, hermaphrodite, jazz fan. You?

 

[Hekate]

A liberated, depressed, schizo, bi-polar, bald, fat, dwarf, hermaphrodite, jazz fan. You?

Don't forget lurker. Don't be afraid of who you are Lurker.