Hayward is now a dad.

[Hekate]

Congrats.

 

[fallenchicken]

eww newborn babies are reptiles

 

[Eminence]

Major congrats!

 

[Avery]

Despite being on the planet only a matter of hours, that kid is now richer than all of us combined.

 

[LogGrad98]

Despite being on the planet only a matter of hours, that kid is now richer than all of us combined.

You forgot PKM.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Despite being on the planet only a matter of hours, that kid is now richer than all of us combined.

Depends on how you define "rich." Congrats to Gordon!

 

[candrew]

Congrats Gordo.

Now get back on the court.

 

[RandyForRubio]

He must go on lots of adventures.

 

[moevillini]

wonder if he's a Four Tops fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_TVRGWcfk

Congratulations to the family and welcome to sweet little Bernadette Hayward

 

[fallenchicken]

Now can someone hold this thing, I have a league of legends tournament.

 

[VINYLONE]

I think babies are overrated. Congrats to him though.

 

[♪alt13]

Depends on how you define "rich." Congrats to Gordon!

Rolls eyes

I'm not rich(by American standards) but life is good. I have health, a great family, and I'm ****ing gorgeous. I don't feel the need to redefine a word to further validate my life. I don't really understand why so many feel the need to.