Hayward re Celts/Jazz game: "I hope we beat them by 40"

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yamers: how many turnovers will rubio have today?
Zombie: Well.
Zombie: Rubio will have 4 turnovers today
Zombie: But! He will get 8 assists in a surprising jazz win
yamers: rubio made hsi only shot
MDAV28: Brown on Mitch will be tough
yamers: rudy offensive game
yamers: is so ****in bad
MDAV28: Oh ****
MDAV28: Oh ****
MDAV28: Oh ****
MDAV28: No No No No No
yamers: what
WVJazzfan: well ****
yamers: rudy
Zombie: Oh yay
Zombie: **** Boston
yamers: too many bodies under the rim man
JazzMan4Life: **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie: (Not that that was their fault)
Zombie: Just **** them
Saint: season back to being over
Zombie: Cy, Probably for the best tbh
yamers: got to agree
yamers: for the best that this season is over
JazzMan4Life: Can we go back to amazing offense now?
yamers: we need draft picks
str8line: Nooooo!!!
MDAV28: That's 3 times Rudy has been rolled into like that in the past what 3 basketball months?
str8line: Same leg. He's done for a while. Full throttle on tank.


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yamers: oh yeh
yamers: rudy's leg is done for
Saint: even tho last time rudy went down
Saint: Favors started trying again
yamers: lmao
yamers: favors is like...OH I CAN PLAY AGAIN
Saint: good game for RUdy to go down tho
Saint: Celtics could probably expose gobert
MDAV28: Jerebko revenge game
yamers: mitchel ice cold
yamers: might have a rly bad game
str8line: HERESY!
Zombie: Not sure if I'm even going to keep watch on
Jazzta: Rubio sucks! Trade his buttcheeks for a couple watermelons!
str8line: We gonna win.
Jazzta: JK hey guys
Zombie: Maybe I'll stick around for Jerebkos career game tonight haha
str8line: Now that Rudy's out our win streak can resume.
yamers: lmao
yamers: totally just let rubio shoot hahaha
Zombie: Why does Rubio "have" to take a three with a full shot clock
MDAV28: It's open. I'd still take that shot
str8line: Jerebko on a mission.
Zombie: Sure it's open, but it's Ricky Rubio shooting it
Witty: rudy out we win
MDAV28: Holy Jaylen Brown
Zombie: Him making one or two isn't going to all the sudden make teams pay attention to him
str8line: Nice. Interesting play w/out Rudy
str8line: Love when Donovan gets to play against players like Kyrie.
yamers: hood looks awful
str8line: We ARE gonna win this one.
Zombie: Uh huh...
MDAV28: I think the Jazz are actually kind of picking apart this defense. Some off target passes
Catchall: just tuning in here....what's the deal with Rudy?
tonstermits: Rudy died again
Jazzta: Did I hear that Jesus is back for this game?
Witty: rudy hurt his knee again
MDAV28: Rudy got rolled into while his foot was planted again
Witty: didnt look as bad but he couldnt stand on it, unlike the dion waiters play where he was running around for a bit
yamers:

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Witty: different knee
Diamond77: How does look the Rudy injury? I didn't see the replay! What a bad luck!
tonstermits: I guess he was able to put more pressure on the knee as he walked closer to the locker room if that means anything
MDAV28: I just looked it up. That's 3 times in Rudy's last 26 games that he has been rolled into and hurt like that
yamers: kinda happens
yamers: when u are as lanky and skiny as him
Jazzta: So is Joe back?
tonstermits: yes
Diamond77: Iso is back!!
yamers: the skeletor remains of joe johnson
Diamond77: I didn't know it
Jazzta: Never mind just saw it!
yamers: the mummified remains of iso joe
tonstermits: rudy wont return according to twitter
Zombie: It would be nice for something good to happens for once this year
MDAV28: ^ Mitchell
Archie: Gobert is injured? That's a shame. Jazz gonna go back to being a plkayoff team now.
Zombie: True mdav
yamers:

Diamond77: Burks is so superficial sometimes
Ellipse: All of that movement and that was the best shot we got?
Zombie: They can keep their interview with Hayward
Archie: Burks is way superficial. That's why he plays with his chin so damn high and head back. Cares a lot about how he looks.
yamers: guys
yamers: tankathon.com
tonstermits: lol
tonstermits: brad stevens face is so boston
MDAV28: I think the Jazz are too good to tank unfortunately
MDAV28: With or without Rudy
JazzMan4Life: They missed the buzzer beater!!!!!!!
Saint: i wish Rubio could do that more often
Saint: that's a nice layup
Saint: and something he should be way more capable of
Jazzta: Me too
Saint: i guess being down 5 w/ Mitchell playing poorly is pretty good
MDAV28: I like Hood's aggressiveness in that qtr
Saint: Hayward favorite artist is Eminem, the most overrated rapper of all time
Jazzta: Every single game in the NBA is winnable
Jazzta: Hayward's a brat
framer: It occurs to me that the jazz don't really have a gameplan to get Donovan open shots. He has been getting them mostly on his own.


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Saint: poor joe johnson
MDAV28: It's because Donovan is the creator on this team, especially with Rubio out
tonstermits: Joe looks about ten steps slow tonight
Zombie: Eminems fine but def not favorite artist material
Witty: lol udoh
Witty: u do u
Zombie: Not even my favorite white rapper
Saint: eminem hasnt put out a good album since the eminem show
MDAV28: Wow Rod, haven't seen that
tonstermits: Rubio has a potty mouth tonight
Saint: Hood doing some good work to get the FT line
Witty: rubio sounds like a chihuahua when he goes to lay it up and gets banged
Jazzta: Notorious BIG much better than Eminem
Saint: lmao Hood finally getting to the line and he misses 3/4
Zombie: Woof 0-2
tonstermits: udoh is everywehere
Diamond77: Udoh is underrated
Jazzta: If we play like during that good offensive stretch we have we can win
Saint: Boston is bad offensive team
MDAV28: Hood being aggressive off the pick and roll can put up buckets
Saint: especially without Horford or Kyrie on the court
Saint: so it isnt a huge accomplishment
Jazzta: But #1 in def
DasJazz: So... Gobert goes down again, time for another 6 game winning streak!
Witty: danny ainge looking like a decrepit slug
yamers: would be shocked if the gobert non factor theory is true
Witty: hayward you ****
Ellipse: Had to mute the Hayward interview
tonstermits: gordon is still cute tho
Zombie: Muted
MDAV28: Who cares about Hayward still? He's irrelevant to both teams now
Zombie: Get that ****ing goober out of here
yamers: why is this snake meing interviewed
yamers: **** sake
sojodave: He sounded like Forest Gump, that's all I've got to say about that
Zombie: Save it for halftime I say
yamers: thank ****
DasJazz: how was that an offensive foul?
yamers: snake mc**** ace off the screen
DasJazz: Terrible


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Jazzta: The Jazz crew interviewed Hayward? Suckers...
Jazzta: I'm watching the Boston feed
yamers: what if we could actually score
yamers: cos boston is cold
Zombie: Yeah Boston isn't playing well so far, too bad we aren't really capitalizing
yamers: mitche might legit get 0 points this game
DasJazz: why are you watching the boston feed? Those are some rough commentators to have to endure listening to
yamers: boston is all over him
Saint: Donovan playing rough
Jazzta: I like to get the opponent's perspective sometimes
tonstermits: nice sequence there for rubio
Archie: When Irving was drafted, I thought he was gonna be a bust. Dude lived up to more than his hype. One of my favorite players to watch in the NBA.
MDAV28: Anybody know the deal on Kyrie's shoes?
Zombie: They r ugly
DasJazz: I can appreciate that, but getting Boston's perspective from their crew is worse than getting your teeth pulled!
DasJazz: haha
MDAV28: Are they new What the Kyrie's or something?
Jazzta: Mitchell for the lead
yamers: yeh cos archi is one of the best talent evaluators on the forums
str8line: Rudy's knee was his left, same as before.
yamers: that was ****in nasty
Zombie: His new shoes have the all seeing eye sewn into the tongue
str8line: Crazy finish by The Don.
sojodave: Different than before, Rudy's other leg
tonstermits: dayum son
JazzMan4Life: What a finish by Don
Saint: very nice
str8line: You sure, It was his left both times.
MDAV28: Celtics offense looks like trash
Ellipse: Ingles being sloppy with his passes
Stars: jerebko playing well
Saint: ricky with eyes in the back of his head
str8line: Same knee, same injury means he'll be out for at least 6 weeks
Saint: perfect pump fake
tonstermits: ricky playing well tonight
MDAV28: Favors down....
str8line: Oh, and **** Haywad.
MDAV28: Favors might out this game too....
str8line: Nose?
MDAV28: Huge gash above his eye


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sojodave: Just; a flesh wound
str8line: Release the BOLOMBOY!
DasJazz: chopping our bigs down like trees
yamers: where is karl malone?
yamers: need him to go out there and KO a few
Saint: Boston killing all our bigs
Saint: is Tony Bradley here?
Witty: foul on favors
Witty: otay
Zombie: That's a good strategy for Boston
DasJazz: damn near knocked him out and the foul is somehow on Favors
str8line: We need to take out Haywad. Twist his other foot around.
Ellipse: Ingles quit playing defense for 2 seconds to complain, then this happens.
Archie: Kinda weird the Jazz play their best when they don't have their best player, eh?
yamers: faves aint comin back
Zombie: Going to have Jonas out there playing the 5 lol
MDAV28: Dennis Lindsey is there walking Favors back
yamers: ingles has been rly fucin bad
yamers: if hes not hitting 3s is damn brutally bad
yamers: lazy passes
Zombie: But the have Mitchell archie...
Witty: this is getting goofy
Witty: basketball sucks
Witty: everybody just ****ing injured all th etime
Stars: rough blow to Dfav
str8line: Favors needs to come back like Gerry Cooney.
tonstermits: we need 20 guys on the roster
DasJazz: Gobert and Favors are both down, but hey, we got Joe Johnson back!
Stars: Hope it's not a concussion
tonstermits: i hope jaylen brown is ok
Zombie: They way favors was bent over has me worried
str8line: No ****, we are ALWAYS injured as ****.
MDAV28: I think he was bending over to know get blood in his eye. The cut was above his eye
Zombie: Who gives a **** about Jaylen brown??
str8line: Donovan barely missing those scoops.
Archie: I agree, Zombie. I'd take Mitchell over Gobert. However, I'm subconsciously afraid of being ripped for saying that.
tonstermits: my gawd donovan
Archie: Hehe
Stars: ok now we go small and run them out of the court
Archie: Peepee


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Jazzta: Wow Mitchell
yamers: want mitch to take that 3 there
Zombie: Haha just do it arch
yamers: he needs to shoot the 3
str8line: Rubio coming off hospice to deliver tonight.
tonstermits: love that rubio yell
MDAV28: Rubio looks better than ever
Witty: YEEEHH
str8line: God I love Donovans moves and timing.
Jazzta: Niiice
str8line: ...even when it doesn't go in.
yamers: idk why donovan wants to dive everytime now
yamers: he can hit that 3,....
str8line: Yeah, he's a little hesitant with his shot.
Zombie: Man, Donovan has missed some great looks tonight
Archie: Mitchell is more valuable, in today's NBA, than one of the better NBA defenders on the path of being an all timer. Ok, Zombie. Said it.
Zombie: Thanks bud
tonstermits: grade 1 mcl sprain for rudy according to woj
Archie: My computer had to restart. Damn virus, malware ridden Reddit streams.
framer: How long is Udoh on contract for?
Saint: Mitchell jump shot has been off the last two games
Zombie: Kind of confused how to how that guy who can't have been older than 45 has been a season ticket holder for 40 yrs
Saint: udoh is a team option next tyear
yamers: hes really hesitating it tonight
Saint: he started at 5 years old obi
Stars: dif between being home and away. At home DM feels more confident so he hits a rythym
Ostertag>Duncan: @Zombie rich parents
MDAV28: Holy Rubio
Stars: in s couple of years he will be more consistent away from home;
MDAV28: Who is this guy
str8line: Rudio, Damn!
Diamond77: Rubio is playing well
Witty: did rubio dunk it
str8line: No, his spot.
Saint: lmao
Saint: that shot
Saint: its rubio's night
Jazzta: Yeahhhjj 10 up!!!
Witty: that fade to the left bank shot is hot laundry
Stars: Hood for the three


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MDAV28: Donovan just shot a layup into the stanchion....
str8line: CRUSHING THESE FOOLS!
str8line: **** YOU HAYWAD!
str8line: It might be my sauce talking.
Jazzta: Can't complain, up by 7
JazzMan4Life: Rubio for MVP!
framer: Celtics are more annoying than the Warriors. That's hard to do.
Zombie: Rubio has been great, but I feel like Boston is losing this game more than we are winning at this point
tonstermits: Who plays C when Udoh sits
Witty: a boston game is the ONLY team i opt to listen to bolerjack and harpring
Witty: i simply cannot take their announcers
Witty: if it still seems like we are doing well at the end of the 3rd, i might switch
Witty: but maybe that would be an unwise voodoo switch
tonstermits: dont
str8line: You're not a Jazz fan if you don't cherish Boler and Harpring.
Witty: incorrect
str8line:

str8line: meant smiley not just kidding.
Witty: oh i thought you were inviting me to an afterhours with harpring and boler
Witty: so i can be drugged and #metoo'd
str8line: Imagine them tag teaming a chick. "You have the hammer, use it!"
Witty: you think dunk crews would be cool. nba jam stuff but really they are kind of lame
Witty: haha
str8line: LOL, just got your joke regarding the wink.
Witty: i think it's harpring that bugs me
str8line: Actually just got why you made the joke.
Witty: and bolerjack wasn't bad at first but he's just a broken record
str8line: Yeah, Mega-homer.
Archie: Computer finally rebooted and my stream is up. How sad is it that I use reddit streams over my league pass because of quality?
Witty: im so sad i take lexapro about it
Witty: yeah the streams are A+ this season
str8line: About Boler?
Zombie: My biggest worry about net neutrality th
Witty: the past few years I had to submit to ballstreams, or hehestreams
Witty: but this crap isn't even very ad intrusive anymore
Witty: well i alter my HOSTS file so most ad networks never reach my browser
Archie: Thanks, guys. Love you.
Catchall: So Hayward, Favs and Gobert are probably eating popcorn and watching in the locker room.
Zombie: What was the core 4 again?
Witty: hopefully they stictch favs up, but not likely. he's probably out for a week for concussion protocol


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Ellipse: Boston missed a lot of layups in the 2nd quarter. I don't think we can bet on that happening in the 2nd half.
WVJazzfan: i hope not
Witty: that concussion protocol man
Zombie: Hayward Favors Gobert and Burks? Or was it Trey Hayward Burks and Kanter??
Witty: i was bellyaching about it last game with neto
MT: Just got home. I hear that gobert sprained his MCL and favors' eye exploded?
Archie: =/ awkward silence
Witty: something like that
Catchall: What? The original "core 4" were Burks, Hayward, Kanter and Favors.
Witty: depending on the consequences of these injuries i might just join pulling for a tank
Catchall: Then Trey Burke came in and it was the "core 5."
Witty: let donovan shoot the ball 70 times a game
Zombie: Oh yeaaaah ok
Catchall: Crap, I've lived through all this.
Zombie: That didn't really pan out

Witty: kanter started it
Catchall: Then they let the young guys run the team and gave them too little bench support to win games. They had 25 wins and won the right to draft Dante Exum
str8line: Rubio almost leading all scorers with 12. Kyrie has 13.
Zombie: Probably won't hold Celtics to a 13 point quarter again, but leeeeeets goooo
Ellipse: AND Rubio starts with a TO
Witty: crudio
Witty: ricky crude oil
MT: RUBIOOOOOO
Witty: kyrie irving looks like hes going to turn into one of those nutbars like gilbert arenas and ben gordon
str8line: Oh my! Rubio!
str8line: What?!!!
WVJazzfan: Rubio
Ellipse: Ok, Rubio is in a zone.
Witty: did rubio dunk it
Jazzta: Well he thinks the earth is flat so...
str8line: Rubio is playing for his career.
yamers: rubio sold his soul for this game
Saint: RICKY MOTHER****ING RUBIO
Witty: haha
Saint: **** all teh haters
Jazzta: Wow Rubio
Witty: that meme never gets old
str8line: Yeah, Uncle Drew not the same after that whizz.
tonstermits: wtf ricky lol
Zombie: Point God Ricky Rubio


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str8line: Shizz.
Catchall: the angry Spaniard
sojodave: JONAS
Witty: ricky is pulling a game that he used to pull when playing against the jazz on the wolves
Witty: i saw it in person
str8line: Ingles needs to man up.
WVJazzfan: 19
WVJazzfan: wow
Archie: Jazz >>> Celtics w/o Rubio. Meanwhile, LifeoneAPlate is upset about dat noise.
str8line: Rubio is going to tucker out.
Saint: RICKY RICKY RICKY
Jazzta: Holy crap ?
Saint: like there
str8line: Then it's D-time.
yamers: wish ricky showed up like this for the other times
Saint: since ricky is hot, the big man had to help
Witty: hayward isnt even watching hes got DOTA league on twitch
Saint: opened up that pass to jerebko
yamers: his tock is gona be high after this
yamers: stock
WVJazzfan: why isn't favors back? from a cut?
yamers: gotta trade em asap
yamers: favors is concussed
Archie: I love Jerebko.
Diamond77: Rubio is on fire
Witty: im sure favors got his bell rung
Diamond77: Let's give him some credit
Saint: concussion most likely
Witty: straight up corner of the elbow
Saint: and it was a huge cut
Saint: probably 10+ stitches
WVJazzfan: looked like a glancing blow to me
str8line: Donovan still getting warmed up.
WVJazzfan: WOW
sojodave: Rubio on fire
Archie: Have since he was on my yahoo fantasy league his rookie year. He and Jamario Moon helped me take second.
str8line: Yeah, glancing blow.
Ellipse: Rubio has some serious game tonight
yamers: rubio changed bodies with mitchel
Saint: RICKY RICKY RICKY


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Jazzta: Rubiooooooooo
Witty: ricky pure oil
Archie: I still dislike Rubio.
Zombie: Omg Ricky
tonstermits: like butta
WVJazzfan: i almost feel bad for hating on Rubio
str8line: Rubio still sucks.
Zombie: I know games like this are fools gold for Ricky
yamers: i dont
Zombie: But
yamers: rubio's stock gona be sky high
Witty: just like the whole team ricky is a schizo
yamers: gotta trade
str8line: Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut.
Saint: those who kept faith in rubio are proud
latin: dayum
Zombie: If we beat the Celtics because of it I'm very down with it
Ellipse: Fool's gold? Fine, as long as we beat the Celtics.
yamers: we'll prolly fall apart
Saint: which is like me, naso, and jazzta
Witty: yeah
Jazzta: Rubio forever
Saint: naos*
str8line: Jazzta is Rubio's brother, he don't count.
Archie: Saint Cy's posts are literally terrible.
Zombie: I want to believe in Ricky but let's be honest, he hasn't given us much to believe in since week one
Archie: Can't stand that guy. Lol
Zombie: Until now of course
Witty: saint cy is the guy that comes in here and announces that he blocks me in the chat every game
Saint: yeah but tonight he is starting to take th easy layups that are always there
yamers: yeah CY is a ******
Saint: maybe he is figuring something out
Witty: i wonder who's magical womb that guy was squeezed out of
str8line: Boston are coming back. We need to show some resilience.
Saint: rubioo is 6'4 w/ long arms nd a good handle, he should be able to make layups when the bigs are committing on help D on his drives
str8line: ...are going to come back.
Archie: Rubio has 3 good games in 25 and Saint Cy be searching Ricky Rubio in pornhub.
Witty: udoh being MJ out there
Diamond77: We are playing without Sefolosha in the rotation
Witty: is he hurt?


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str8line: When **** gets real, he's Saint Cry. Sorry dude.
yamers: kyrie superstar calls
WVJazzfan: BS call
Jazzta: What a **** call of a foul
Archie: That said, I actually agree with some of Saint's takes. Just giving him ****.
MT: when his laundry gets done, he's Saint Dry
MT: when he goes to McDonalds, he's Saint Fry
WVJazzfan: here comes the run
str8line: Gotta leIngles not really getting it done.
Diamond77: Udoh improved very much playing under Obradovic
str8line: Ingles not...
str8line: Love me some Joe Jesus!
Ellipse: The ball sticks with Hood and JJ, but I don't mind JJ's iso.
str8line: He's just a pleasure to watch.
Saint: that the joe we all lknow
Jazzta: I love JJ's post up game
Diamond77: I didn't know that Jerebko is taller than Horford
str8line: When in doubt, Joe balls out.
Zombie: We r tiny 4th
Zombie: Tiny RN
WVJazzfan: bonus with 5 minutes to go
Jazzta: Haha, give Smart a tech
tonstermits: JJ with the sky hook lol
str8line: Love that dish by Don.
WVJazzfan: questionable with stitches?
Jazzta: JJ just gives us swag
str8line: AB hitting the ground again. And again.
Witty: he had joe in the corner
str8line: AB has been stellar though.
Saint: Kyrie basically unstoppable without a rim protector
Diamond77: We need this ween badly!
Witty: unless quin told him to attack to get free throws
Witty: which might make more since
Witty: sense
Witty: since oh god kill me
Jazzta: Burks, calm down...
Zombie: C'mon Burks baby
Zombie: I don't like Kyrie Irving.
tonstermits: Favs cant return with 6 stitches?
MT: Kyrie has scored 9 straight for them


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