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What exactly is a hipster? If being a "hipster" has become popular, is being a "hipster" still being a "hipster" or is it just normal?

I listen to a ton of music I'm sure next to no one on this board (expect Numberica) knows about, but I wouldn't consider myself a hipster.
 
BabyPeterzz said:
Rant away! Just live with the fact that sometimes you rant about **** that makes you look like an *******. Accountability is the new black.
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Just another mediocre poster who thinks that he's better than me. The sooner all of you realize that I am not only the smartest, but also the funniest and most clever poster on this site, the sooner your lives will improve. Stop wallowing in the crap that is your life and be more like me.
 
Hantlers said:
I'd hook you up, but she only dates within her religion. I know you'd understand bruh.
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Sigh. Story of my mother****ing life. I have maybe met a grand total of 3 attractive Muslims in my entire life.


You're a 40 year old guy asking for pictures of a girl that's probably the same age as your daughter. You give us pics of her, I give you pics of this girl. It's a win-win for everybody.
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This makes perfect sense to me.
 
dalamon said:
Sigh. Story of my mother****ing life. I have maybe met a grand total of 3 attractive Muslims in my entire life.




This makes perfect sense to me.
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I've always said that if you're going to join a religion only because of women, you should become a Mormon. They got some fine *** freaky white women.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
So having a mustache makes you a hipster?
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No, no no no no. See there are different types of mustaches, there are cop staches, porn staches (Stan Van Gundy) and also hipster staches. You have a hipster stache. It's a science, I could teach you a class on it, but I require a $50 down payment.
 
Hantlers said:
No, no no no no. See there are different types of mustaches, there are cop staches, porn staches (Stan Van Gundy) and also hipster staches. You have a hipster stache. It's a science, I could teach you a class on it, but I require a $50 down payment.
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Dude, I can only grow one kind of mustache. It's not like I was able to pick out my genetics.
 
Hantlers said:
I've always said that if you're going to join a religion only because of women, you should become a Mormon. They got some fine *** freaky white women.
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Lol, the Muslim faith might be the worst out of the "big three" in terms of attractive women. Turkey and Lebanon make some great exceptions though, I must admit. Hell, even where Im from aint that bad (Kosovo, which technically-speaking makes me Albanian), same sorta applies with Bosnia. I just much-prefer Northern-European girls though. Not into the whole curvy-Brunette look, clad with cankles, darker skin, and more body hair.
 
To correctly identify a hipster do you just need to see how they dress? Or do you have to stalk them and find out their habits and taste? What if the hipster in question matches up with all the hipster criteria, but you catch them listening to Nickelback?
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Dude, I can only grow one kind of mustache. It's not like I was able to pick out my genetics.
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Clearly, Cyrone is a textbook hipster, and follows the Hipster-Code very well;

Rule number one of the Hipster-Code: Never admit that you're a hipster.
 
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