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I have my own reservations about "hipsters". What can I say, I'm getting old and out of touch.

But those who feel they need to look down upon anyone because of the way they dress or choose to live their life, if their not causing harm to anyone, can go **** themselves.

Best post.
 
You're tugging at my heartstrings. CURSE YOU TESTOSTERONE!!

I'd hook you up, but she only dates within her religion. I know you'd understand bruh.

Pics or STFU and GTFO.

You're a 40 year old guy asking for pictures of a girl that's probably the same age as your daughter. You give us pics of her, I give you pics of this girl. It's a win-win for everybody.
 
You're tugging at my heartstrings. CURSE YOU TESTOSTERONE!!

I have my own reservations about "hipsters". What can I say, I'm getting old and out of touch.

But those who feel they need to look down upon anyone because of the way they dress or choose to live their life, if their not causing harm to anyone, can go **** themselves.

You let me rant on whatever I want to rant about you Commie *******.
 
What exactly is a hipster? If being a "hipster" has become popular, is being a "hipster" still being a "hipster" or is it just normal?

I listen to a ton of music I'm sure next to no one on this board (expect Numberica) knows about, but I wouldn't consider myself a hipster.
 
Rant away! Just live with the fact that sometimes you rant about **** that makes you look like an *******. Accountability is the new black.

Just another mediocre poster who thinks that he's better than me. The sooner all of you realize that I am not only the smartest, but also the funniest and most clever poster on this site, the sooner your lives will improve. Stop wallowing in the crap that is your life and be more like me.
 
I'd hook you up, but she only dates within her religion. I know you'd understand bruh.

Sigh. Story of my mother****ing life. I have maybe met a grand total of 3 attractive Muslims in my entire life.


You're a 40 year old guy asking for pictures of a girl that's probably the same age as your daughter. You give us pics of her, I give you pics of this girl. It's a win-win for everybody.

This makes perfect sense to me.
 
Sigh. Story of my mother****ing life. I have maybe met a grand total of 3 attractive Muslims in my entire life.




This makes perfect sense to me.

I've always said that if you're going to join a religion only because of women, you should become a Mormon. They got some fine *** freaky white women.
 
So having a mustache makes you a hipster?

No, no no no no. See there are different types of mustaches, there are cop staches, porn staches (Stan Van Gundy) and also hipster staches. You have a hipster stache. It's a science, I could teach you a class on it, but I require a $50 down payment.
 
No, no no no no. See there are different types of mustaches, there are cop staches, porn staches (Stan Van Gundy) and also hipster staches. You have a hipster stache. It's a science, I could teach you a class on it, but I require a $50 down payment.

Dude, I can only grow one kind of mustache. It's not like I was able to pick out my genetics.
 
I've always said that if you're going to join a religion only because of women, you should become a Mormon. They got some fine *** freaky white women.

Lol, the Muslim faith might be the worst out of the "big three" in terms of attractive women. Turkey and Lebanon make some great exceptions though, I must admit. Hell, even where Im from aint that bad (Kosovo, which technically-speaking makes me Albanian), same sorta applies with Bosnia. I just much-prefer Northern-European girls though. Not into the whole curvy-Brunette look, clad with cankles, darker skin, and more body hair.
 
To correctly identify a hipster do you just need to see how they dress? Or do you have to stalk them and find out their habits and taste? What if the hipster in question matches up with all the hipster criteria, but you catch them listening to Nickelback?
 
Dude, I can only grow one kind of mustache. It's not like I was able to pick out my genetics.

Clearly, Cyrone is a textbook hipster, and follows the Hipster-Code very well;

Rule number one of the Hipster-Code: Never admit that you're a hipster.
 
"Livin large in Provo".

Haha!

Oh no, the board's resident midget doesn't like my city. I love Provo. If we had a beach here, it would be my favorite place in the world. Just beautiful here. Salt Lake's piddly little hills just don't compare so I can see why you attack.
 
Just another mediocre poster who thinks that he's better than me. The sooner all of you realize that I am not only the smartest, but also the funniest and most clever poster on this site, the sooner your lives will improve. Stop wallowing in the crap that is your life and be more like me.

Thinks? Ha! I know I'm better than you.
 
Oh no, the board's resident midget doesn't like my city. I love Provo. If we had a beach here, it would be my favorite place in the world. Just beautiful here. Salt Lake's piddly little hills just don't compare so I can see why you attack.

Simple minds, eh?

I should like Provo, it's tiny downtown and homogeny should make me feel taller. ;)
 
To correctly identify a hipster do you just need to see how they dress? Or do you have to stalk them and find out their habits and taste? What if the hipster in question matches up with all the hipster criteria, but you catch them listening to Nickelback?

Hipster = Trendy.

And those who get all up in arms about it are usually just insecure.
 
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