Holy piss, the Apollo moon missions were fake?!
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Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
I have a few questions for babe...
Was I really born or have my parents just been involved in a conspiracy for all these years?
Are they really my parents? How can I prove it without actual footage of the event?
Are they actually aliens?
Was I really born or have my parents just been involved in a conspiracy for all these years?
Are they really my parents? How can I prove it without actual footage of the event?
Are they actually aliens?
You are the only actual human on the planet. We rescued you from the real earth just before it was destroyed. Now we have set up a simulation to study human behavior in their natural environment. We use your feedback to constantly tweak the simulation.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
If I'm the only human, then please send me some easy, attractive alien women - purely for scientific study on male/female interaction, of course.
That's not how this works. Unfortunately now that you know we are going to have to terminate the simulation. RIP humanity.
You seem to be under the impression that extraterrestrials would look like something out of 1960s Star Trek. Unfortunately, that's not how evolution works. We have 3 different sexes required for procreation. The closest analogue to your females has a name that is impossible for you to pronounce (we use different smells as letters), but it looks like this:
you shouldn't listen to me. Everyone else is modulated for maximum compatibility with the future, and I'm the lone escapee doing my "run" through all the datastreams amassed by governance compliance professionals to date.
Like the guv said in Oh Brother I'm the past.
however, in order to properly disguise my location and sensibilities, I have to keep talking like I was still in camp being re-educated by Game.
In regard to your sentient musings about your possible existence and identity, my Jewish girlfriend used to cackle a bit when she told me "It's a wise child who knows his father". I couldn't emigrate to Israel because it was my father who was Jewish, not my mother, and the State of Israel doesn't not trust Goy women to be honest about paternity issues.
As for all the presumptions involved in your questions, just let it be plainly understood. Do you really believe very many people know who their parents really are?
I'm Scottish. Old Lochie is my pet fish.
The fact that I own the most widely discussed trophy trout is a mere coincidence. It has nothing to do with Trout's gratuitous defenses of my character, or his invitations to dine at Chinese restaurants.
Coincidence theory.
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I got banned from the Clavius forum years ago. I snuck back in yesterday and did some posting. They knew it was me right away but I was able to do some serious posting before I got banned again and they didn't delete the stuff I posted. Here it is. I used the username "Scott".
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1147.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1145.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1146.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1149.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=993.15
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https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1118.15
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Read that last one until post #26. Jay Windley* destroyed his credibility again. Another pro-Apollo poster agreed with him in post #37. They also maintained that the Chinese spacewalk was real and tried to obfuscate those clear anomalies (see the fourth link). Those people are a joke.
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https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1147.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1145.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1146.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1149.0
https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=993.15
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https://www.apollohoax.net/forum/index.php?topic=1118.15
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Read that last one until post #26. Jay Windley* destroyed his credibility again. Another pro-Apollo poster agreed with him in post #37. They also maintained that the Chinese spacewalk was real and tried to obfuscate those clear anomalies (see the fourth link). Those people are a joke.
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https://www.clavius.org/about.html
So how many thousands of people do I have to assume are involved in this grand conspiracy?
What is the maximum benefit enjoyed by any individual co-conspirator?
What is the minimum benefit enjoyed by any individual co-conspirator?
What I mean is, for the thousands upon thousands of people "in the know" about the conspiracy (meaning they are involved to an extent that they have direct knowledge of how the conspiracy was carried out and therefore have 100% certainty that the Apollo landings are fake and that there is an organized effort to make those not "in the know" believe they were real) the guy who's getting the least (money, power, etc.) how much is that guy getting for keeping the secret?
What's the estimate on how many thousands of people are employed by this conspiratorial organization?
What is the maximum benefit enjoyed by any individual co-conspirator?
What is the minimum benefit enjoyed by any individual co-conspirator?
What I mean is, for the thousands upon thousands of people "in the know" about the conspiracy (meaning they are involved to an extent that they have direct knowledge of how the conspiracy was carried out and therefore have 100% certainty that the Apollo landings are fake and that there is an organized effort to make those not "in the know" believe they were real) the guy who's getting the least (money, power, etc.) how much is that guy getting for keeping the secret?
What's the estimate on how many thousands of people are employed by this conspiratorial organization?
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