Like mortals passing from life as we "know" it, we internet characters also have a better place to look forward to, when we "die the internet death". And yes, the "honeydos" are a better life than innerwebz ramblings. . . . .lol
don't look at it like a "death" as much as a "promise". Nor a "threat" so much as a salvation or even a higher degree of glory.
(it's Sunday, after, and this is as close as I get to church)