The Thriller
Well-Known Member
Tankers: What’s the point of winning games? We’re never going to win a title with this core.
Jazz Management: Okay! Im going to fire the HC, trade away the team’s biggest stars, and gut the roster for the 23-24 season.
Tankers: Dammit! Why do we keep winning games?
Jazz Management: Gotcha. Let’s trade away Conley, Vando, and Beasley. That’ll leave this roster without veteran leadership and that’ll appease the Tankers.
Tankers: What’s the point of winning?
Jazz Management: Hmmm. Okay, so we’ll rest up Clarkson, Sexton, and Lauri. They all have minor injuries that we can waste valuable time nursing. Against the Kings, we’ll roll out a roster full of rookies and 10 day contract guys. No way we can beat the #2 team in the west with this roster!
Tankers: BUT WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING!
I mean, short of firing Hardy and benching Ochai and Kessler, what is the Jazz FO supposed to do? Play Gay 40+ mins? Bench Kessler and Start Doka? Trade Kessler to the Suns for a 2050 2nd round pick? Sign and start that one jazz fan who always dances for the camera? Start that one chick in the front row with the big 1980s hair? Is the Dr still alive? Can he play?
Maybe some of you should become Hornet fans or something? They never win especially when they try. We’re trying to tank. Our rookies and scrubs are just too good and our coach isn’t a dumbass.
Jazz Management: Okay! Im going to fire the HC, trade away the team’s biggest stars, and gut the roster for the 23-24 season.
Tankers: Dammit! Why do we keep winning games?
Jazz Management: Gotcha. Let’s trade away Conley, Vando, and Beasley. That’ll leave this roster without veteran leadership and that’ll appease the Tankers.
Tankers: What’s the point of winning?
Jazz Management: Hmmm. Okay, so we’ll rest up Clarkson, Sexton, and Lauri. They all have minor injuries that we can waste valuable time nursing. Against the Kings, we’ll roll out a roster full of rookies and 10 day contract guys. No way we can beat the #2 team in the west with this roster!
Tankers: BUT WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING!
I mean, short of firing Hardy and benching Ochai and Kessler, what is the Jazz FO supposed to do? Play Gay 40+ mins? Bench Kessler and Start Doka? Trade Kessler to the Suns for a 2050 2nd round pick? Sign and start that one jazz fan who always dances for the camera? Start that one chick in the front row with the big 1980s hair? Is the Dr still alive? Can he play?
Maybe some of you should become Hornet fans or something? They never win especially when they try. We’re trying to tank. Our rookies and scrubs are just too good and our coach isn’t a dumbass.