interesting thought on this subject: age. how old are all yous guys? i figure a young broke college aged kid would jump on this offer and plan to quit once enough money had been saved up. Imagine you start it when you are 22 or something like that. At the ripe old age of 60 you decide to retire a little early with the extra money from getting peed on every day and you tell him: "Not tomorrow Carl, I am going to retire." And it just stops.
Wake up the next day at 9:00AM no pee, you are able to sleep in, life is wonderful. This happens the next and next day.
Weeks go by and you have a lot of money and are retired but something is missing. Like the kiss from your late wife you miss the pee everyday. It was your comfort. Feels like you lost a good friend in Carl with your limited interactions with him throughout the years.
Depressed you blow all the extra money on hookers to pee on you every morning. Pay for them to stay with you all night and wait until 6:30AM to pee on you. It is never the same though. You miss Carl's pee.